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Joy Behar of ´The View´ hospitalized
with a case of ´Avocado Hand´

Washington Examiner [DC], by Diana Stancy Correll

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Posted By:MissMolly, 6/13/2018 4:58:14 AM

Joy Behar, co-host of “The View,” confessed Tuesday that she injured her hand while cutting an avocado and was hospitalized as a result. “Saturday night, on my way to the event at the retreat, I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife,” Behar, who was missing from Monday’s broadcast, said on “The View” Tuesday. “I was trying to desperately eat something, so I was trying to open up an avocado and I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out … and I stabbed myself,” she said. Behar added that her doctor said the injury was common and has

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: Nimby, 6/13/2018 5:09:19 AM     (No. 11662050)

This dumass doesn’t know how to handle a knife or knife safety? And she pontificates about gun dangers!! Altogether ! Say ban knives- they give you “avacado hands”.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: qwerty, 6/13/2018 5:11:03 AM     (No. 11662053)

Publicity stunt. How anybody can stab them self is beyond me. Must be clumsy.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: bradcro, 6/13/2018 5:34:56 AM     (No. 11662065)

She´s lucky she wasn´t hanging drapes.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: franq, 6/13/2018 5:45:13 AM     (No. 11662070)

Was she impaired at the time?

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Reply 5 - Posted by: jl80863, 6/13/2018 5:51:46 AM     (No. 11662072)

Avocado pit removal requires an I.Q. above room temperature.

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Reply 6 - Posted by: smcchk, 6/13/2018 6:06:28 AM     (No. 11662080)

Hospitalized? It must have been far more serious than a knife slip wound to require hospitalization. And her elaborate explanation sounds Hillaryesque.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: Sunhan65, 6/13/2018 6:11:14 AM     (No. 11662081)

Cutting half-wit.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: Lawsy0, 6/13/2018 6:18:41 AM     (No. 11662089)

Aw. I would have thought she could hire a Republican to do that for her.

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Reply 9 - Posted by: jeffkinnh, 6/13/2018 6:21:21 AM     (No. 11662090)

No, no, must be avocado HEAD. They found out she has a pit for a brain. Sorry Joy. There is no cure.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: MissileMan742, 6/13/2018 6:44:07 AM     (No. 11662109)

This is NEWS?

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Reply 11 - Posted by: Janjan, 6/13/2018 7:05:28 AM     (No. 11662119)

Joy Behar: ‘I stabbed myself’
Me: ‘Thank God. Finally’

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Reply 12 - Posted by: earlybird, 6/13/2018 7:20:47 AM     (No. 11662130)

A Californian who has grown avocados and eats them every day, I am floored by what seems to be a rash of "avocado hands". Have prepared them for decades without mishap. As several have said it takes a working brain and common sense. Behar has displayed neither.

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Reply 13 - Posted by: mickturn, 6/13/2018 7:38:13 AM     (No. 11662145)

Trump did it, don´tcha know...

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Reply 14 - Posted by: CzndCitzen, 6/13/2018 7:39:19 AM     (No. 11662149)

Too bad she didn´t have avocado tongue.

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Reply 15 - Posted by: Rubinski, 6/13/2018 7:54:38 AM     (No. 11662171)

Avocado injuries are surprisingly common. Ask any ER doctor.

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Reply 16 - Posted by: jinx, 6/13/2018 7:59:13 AM     (No. 11662176)

She should have listened to the TV ads which always say "Do not try this at home." And she calls other people names. If Ivanka had done this, Behar would have called her every name in the book and slammed her on TV. Let´s give her a taste of her own medicine. Idiot.

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Reply 17 - Posted by: droopydog, 6/13/2018 8:08:30 AM     (No. 11662190)

That hand will go nicely with her guacamole face.

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Reply 18 - Posted by: hershey, 6/13/2018 8:13:03 AM     (No. 11662199)

She didn´t stab herself in the right place.....

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Reply 19 - Posted by: BeatleJeff, 6/13/2018 8:18:42 AM     (No. 11662206)

Lesson to be learned: don´t let stunted adolescents play with knives.

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Reply 20 - Posted by: Cartcart, 6/13/2018 8:36:38 AM     (No. 11662226)

I need to youtube the SNL skit of Julia Child.

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Reply 21 - Posted by: Ribald1, 6/13/2018 8:50:01 AM     (No. 11662244)

She was ´trying desperately´ to eat something?
What was the source of her despair? Had she forgotten to eat for a few days and was dying of hunger? She is dumb enough to forget to eat, but don´t her handlers check such things?

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Reply 22 - Posted by: Axeman, 6/13/2018 9:13:19 AM     (No. 11662262)

Have some compassion, people. I have been injured by the free end of many a handled tool. Just because she is unlikable is not a reason to wish harm on her or insult her over an accident. That´s what they do that I dislike so much.

Bagels are another accident waiting to happen.

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Reply 23 - Posted by: FL_Absentee_Voter, 6/13/2018 9:23:53 AM     (No. 11662276)

She obviously never learned to use a plastic utensil when prepping an avocado. It prevents the fruit from discoloring when in contact with the steel. Safer, too.

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Reply 24 - Posted by: jalo1951, 6/13/2018 9:50:35 AM     (No. 11662311)

Too bad the pit wasn´t in her mouth.

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Reply 25 - Posted by: LC Chihuahua, 6/13/2018 9:54:47 AM     (No. 11662321)

When I first read the headline, thought it said ´Avocado Head´. Too bad. It sounded so much more humorous that way. Perhaps ´Avocado Head´ could be an allergic reaction to avocados?

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Reply 26 - Posted by: sorosisbehindit, 6/13/2018 10:32:46 AM     (No. 11662384)

Only an idiot stabs the seed with the pointy end of the knife, rather than hitting it with the length of the knife....but we already knew she was an idiot.

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Reply 27 - Posted by: Rumblehog, 6/13/2018 10:43:30 AM     (No. 11662400)

What she didn´t say is that her hand was attempting to grab her throat to strangle he, and she instinctively grabbed a knife to defended herself. Parts of her body are beginning to reject her brain. It´s a liberal affliction known as the Anthony Bourdain Syndrome.
s/o

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Reply 28 - Posted by: Smart11344, 6/13/2018 10:48:06 AM     (No. 11662407)

It was a plastic picnic knife. You should have used a gun.

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Reply 29 - Posted by: garyhope, 6/13/2018 10:52:20 AM     (No. 11662412)

Hey Joy self-righteous clumsy dummy, here´s how you pit an avocado. We´re all thrilled that you didn´t accidently cut your own throat,....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkUorDMhmEM

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Reply 30 - Posted by: kono, 6/13/2018 11:10:29 AM     (No. 11662444)

Of the people who injure themselves like this, many are normally quite intelligent and coordinated. I wouldn´t place Joy into that category, though.

But am trying to avoid Schadenfreude and to remember Jesus´ commanding us to bless our enemies and pray for our persecutors... I wish swift recovery from this for her.

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Reply 31 - Posted by: dvc, 6/13/2018 12:55:59 PM     (No. 11662581)

Gosh, I hope isn´t minor.

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Reply 32 - Posted by: rochow, 6/13/2018 1:21:02 PM     (No. 11662614)

Too bad the knife didn´t slip and enter another part of this ugly dame! She is probably having plastic surgery of which she has had so many...…!

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Reply 33 - Posted by: Penney, 6/13/2018 1:44:56 PM     (No. 11662644)

How embarrassing for such a, ´brilliant,´ TV personality! s/

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Reply 34 - Posted by: BigGeorgeTX, 6/13/2018 4:44:46 PM     (No. 11662750)

Too bad she didn´t stab herself just under the armpit.

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Reply 35 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623, 6/14/2018 2:32:54 AM     (No. 11663066)

A antibiotic drip and overnight stay for cutting her hand? Bugs Bunny must have a heck of a cut with a dirty knife.


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