Where have you gone, Al Franken? A nation turns its Pervnado eyes to you. The answer? Nowhere. As we welcome in 2018, Minnesota’s discredited junior U.S. senator is still ensconced in the U.S. Capitol like a wet hair clump in a shower drain, employed by the people of Minnesota and paid in full by American taxpayers. That is until this coming Tuesday, January 2, 2018. That’s when the comedian turned cad turned politician turned pervert has pledged to resign his seat . . . and hopefully keep his mitts off other people’s seats to boot. Yet, Mr. Franken’s pending resignation,
Comments: Dems will never say it, but they are glad to see the freak go.
Franken was never remotely funny--his comedy partner Tom Davis was much the greater talent. To lecherous Al I would say, "Tuck your tail between your legs and get the hell out of there. Go bag your head. Vanish."
A Franken predecessor, Paul Wellstone, campaigned that he´d only serve two terms. But when 2nd term was ending, he deemed himself too worthy to step down. Pride goes before the fall and his plane fell out of the sky.
Franken has always bee his own biggest fan; a fan of hot, bloviated narcissism. After leading Air America to financial ruin, he saw an opportunity to reclaim his home state of Minnesota so he moved back from the East Coast, ran for Senate, and poo-poohed all the historical anti-women behavior as being nothing more than satirical comedy. His engineered ballot recounts until he got just enough to win, made him feel invulnerable. We witnessed his cockiness in Senate hearings again and again. Pride goes before the fall. Now when he´d like a recount of those who called for his resignation - all he hears is crickets. Enjoy your swirl down the swamp drain, Alan Stuart Franken.
Even without the sexual stuff Franken has always exhibited the worst behaviors and attitudes which plague Leftists.....uppity, holier than thou, know it all, whoring out "Comedy" for political purposes and showing nothing but scorn for lesser humans who might disagree. I feel sure I could jump up out of this wheel chair given a chance to blacken his eye. So...in that sense he might be called inspirational.
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