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I slept with everyone
(and it led to true love)

New York Post, by Sara Stewart

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Posted By:PageTurner, 3/21/2013 5:34:25 PM

When comedian Ophira Eisenberg moved to New York 12 years ago, she was already a self-confessed “slut.” Dedicated to the pursuit of bawdy adventure and the rejection of boring domesticity, she hooked up with guys on her terms. The 40-year-old stand-up comic and host of the NPR trivia show “Ask Me Another” tells The Post about her wayward path to finding the man of her dreams, which she chronicles in her new memoir, “Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy,” out April 2. When I was 15, I decided to lose my virginity.

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She did it on your dime.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: sw penn, 3/21/2013 5:46:03 PM     (No. 9237422)

Soon to be the darling of the Left...

No, wait...

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Reply 2 - Posted by: earlybird, 3/21/2013 5:48:06 PM     (No. 9237425)

So her husband fulfilled his lifelong fantasy - of making love to a public restroom urinal.

How sweet. /s

Her mother must be so proud. Or is she a slut, too?

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Reply 3 - Posted by: balogreene, 3/21/2013 5:49:15 PM     (No. 9237426)

I don´t remember her ever saying she came illegally, or used food stamps, or took welfare. She moved to New York, probably worked a day job, did comedy at night, until she could make enough to quit her day job.

I´m glad she admits she´s a slut. Or was a slut. I don´t see what she got out of it, and she´s lucky she didn´t get any serious diseases, and wasn´t murdered. I´m amazed a nice guy fell for her. She really cheapened herself.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: Newtsche, 3/21/2013 5:52:56 PM     (No. 9237429)

The feminine mystique 2013

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Reply 5 - Posted by: Dragonslayer2, 3/21/2013 5:54:16 PM     (No. 9237430)

Why do I want to know this?

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Reply 6 - Posted by: youngtexan, 3/21/2013 5:54:59 PM     (No. 9237432)

What a sick woman.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: scurfie, 3/21/2013 5:58:05 PM     (No. 9237435)

I am, like, so sorry I wasted my time reading this. I am so, like, mad you know?

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Reply 8 - Posted by: Spokenglass, 3/21/2013 6:00:34 PM     (No. 9237438)

Of course she´s assuming that they´re going to be married for the rest of their lives, never cheat and never have regrets. Right.

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Reply 9 - Posted by: Blue-Z-Anna, 3/21/2013 6:04:19 PM     (No. 9237445)

As one of the only defenders of Charlie Sheen
and the comic genius of 2.5 Men, I will extend my Libertarian disinterest in the details of all non-criminal behavior in her case too.

What part of the Constitution suggests that this is any concern of the body politic ?

....or am I missing the joke ?

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Reply 10 - Posted by: Garage Logician, 3/21/2013 6:04:52 PM     (No. 9237447)

I´m inclined to describe women who act the way she claims to have acted as


SLUTS.

And that´s National Public Radio.

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Reply 11 - Posted by: 4Justice, 3/21/2013 6:05:03 PM     (No. 9237448)

Eeewwww, stuff like this just makes me long to go back in time to the OTHER turn of the century. I am ready for another Victorian Age. Sure, there were sluts back then too, but they at least were more discreet.

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Reply 12 - Posted by: QRP, 3/21/2013 6:16:56 PM     (No. 9237461)

I wish her luck. I really want everyone to be happy. If they are still married in five years that will be great.
When you sleep around intimacy and sex lose their awe. It is just something you have done with 40 or 50 other people. Nothing special, and neither is the person you are with.

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Reply 13 - Posted by: Cedar, 3/21/2013 6:28:07 PM     (No. 9237477)

Yuk!

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Reply 14 - Posted by: neanderthal, 3/21/2013 6:28:21 PM     (No. 9237478)

There´s a lot of EEIIIWWW! in a well-lived life. Too bad so many people blow their three-score and ten and never find that out.

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Reply 15 - Posted by: BigGeorgeTX, 3/21/2013 6:47:00 PM     (No. 9237502)

#2 beat me to it... On both points.

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Reply 16 - Posted by: chicodon, 3/21/2013 6:49:43 PM     (No. 9237507)

So who´s the lucky guy? /s

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Reply 17 - Posted by: thethirdruffian, 3/21/2013 6:50:40 PM     (No. 9237509)

As long as she doesn´t want me to pay for her condoms, VD treatment, abortion, or for her to raise a kid on welfare, I don´t care what she does.

I wouldn´t let her use my bathroom, let alone sleep with her, but her business otherwise.

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Reply 18 - Posted by: OregonTrail, 3/21/2013 7:06:03 PM     (No. 9237529)

How come I could never meet a girl like her in my younger days? (Kidding!)

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Reply 19 - Posted by: Dignitary Protection, 3/21/2013 7:07:02 PM     (No. 9237531)

I´m running out to the bookstore to get that memoir right now.

Sounds like a page turner. /s

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Reply 20 - Posted by: Illinois Mom, 3/21/2013 7:09:37 PM     (No. 9237538)

She can do as she pleases I guess..I just hope that if they have children this article makes them proud. I´d hate to read this about my mom.

Besides it seems like a lot of work to me. I´m glad I got it right the first time.

One guy...38 years...much less to remember.

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Reply 21 - Posted by: deepthinker, 3/21/2013 7:38:08 PM     (No. 9237564)

Oh....THAT´s the telephone# on the wall in the Men´s room. Look to see her soon in the fabulous company of Bill Clinton. What a glam life!

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Reply 22 - Posted by: jar, 3/21/2013 7:42:29 PM     (No. 9237572)

But she only had 40 men. Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain had 20,000 women -- all in a round bed.

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Reply 23 - Posted by: Boneshaker, 3/21/2013 7:54:04 PM     (No. 9237585)

"Soon to be the darling of the Left..."

She has out-Fluked Sandra Fluke.

In with the new Fluke, out with the old.

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Reply 24 - Posted by: thelmalou, 3/21/2013 8:06:09 PM     (No. 9237593)

OK, after reading her story, a) ewwwwww, and 2) I think she found true love in spite of sleeping with dozens of people, not because of it.


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Reply 25 - Posted by: CentralFLMom, 3/21/2013 8:21:03 PM     (No. 9237618)

Oddly, this discussion brings to my mind an open bowling all bag...
As my husband would say, having sex with her is like throwing a football down broadway.



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Reply 26 - Posted by: kono, 3/21/2013 8:28:40 PM     (No. 9237626)

Used to be, a person had to display heroic virtue or at least manifest praiseworthy character traits to be held up as a role model. Apparently, one can become a role model on the Left now simply by screwing everything in sight and then encouraging others to do the same.

Good bleepin´ grief.

(Exhibit ´C´ showing why I stay the hell away from NPR whenever I can.)

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Reply 27 - Posted by: msjena, 3/21/2013 8:45:08 PM     (No. 9237652)

Her marriage won´t last . You read it here first.

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Reply 28 - Posted by: horacer, 3/21/2013 8:48:22 PM     (No. 9237657)

Barf. I agree the marriage won´t last. The woman probably is responsible for one or two new strains of STD´s. Cats in heat have better morals.

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Reply 29 - Posted by: Italiano, 3/21/2013 8:51:30 PM     (No. 9237661)

You may want to bet the under, Jonathan...everybody else did.

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Reply 30 - Posted by: Kowgirl, 3/21/2013 9:42:12 PM     (No. 9237701)

Waaaaay too much information to be interesting.

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Reply 31 - Posted by: heartsurgeon, 3/21/2013 10:07:19 PM     (No. 9237717)

The interesting part is how obviously conflicted she is about her sexual history. She calls herself a slut. She gets upset that her true love (so far) kept a list describing former sexual conquests. And now she is promoting monogamy.

In reality, she is profoundly conflicted. I wonder how she would raise a daughter.

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Reply 32 - Posted by: fritzilou, 3/21/2013 11:39:26 PM     (No. 9237852)

We´ll see if it lasts. They do have potential, since they can´t accuse the other of sinful behavior. How would they raise a child if they ever have one. They will make an interesting sociological study in a few years.

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Reply 33 - Posted by: Pinchem, 3/21/2013 11:45:33 PM     (No. 9237859)

Don´t ever try to convince me Conservatives are so so religious. I see two problems here, 1. In spite of condemnation, they will always be sticking their nose in other people´s crotches, otherwise we would never see stories as we have seen in the past few years. 2. whatever happened to "Judge not, lest ye be Judged"? Uh oh.


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Reply 34 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623, 3/22/2013 12:36:50 AM     (No. 9237899)

Too much information.

I wish her well and hope she doesn´t get cervical cancer down the road.

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