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The Gotham nanny who jerks sodas
Washington Times, by Wesley Pruden

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Posted By:Maryland_Patriot, 2/26/2013 9:55:21 AM

These are frantic days for the man the Manhattan tabloids call the Soda Jerk. Michael R. Bloomberg, the mayor of New York, is reviewing his troops, readying the SWAT teams for his campaign to beat back the crime wave sweeping over Gotham. The mayor begins enforcement of his new rules about how much soda is good for a New Yorker on March 12, vowing to take neither prisoner nor excuse. Hizzoner wants to be remembered as the mayor who stopped the gulping, slurping and burping that threatened to make Gotham unfit for human habitation.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: planononna, 2/26/2013 10:11:25 AM     (No. 9196886)

From whom does this soda jerk get his power?
Why do New Yorkers put up with this?

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Reply 2 - Posted by: Proud2bninfidel, 2/26/2013 10:33:40 AM     (No. 9196942)

someone needs to bring their own 2liter bottle to lunch at an outdoor cafe to drink with their purchased lunch and hope to be unconstitutionally accosted by the soda jerk police. they don´t have to answer where they purchased it, and the law doesn´t provide for an arrest or fine of the consumer.

tweak, tweak, tweak

whaddyagonnado?

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Reply 3 - Posted by: gerty, 2/26/2013 10:33:43 AM     (No. 9196943)

Possible answers for #1:

You have to or have had to live here to believe it.
I have suspected our water source for some time now.
If you are a democrat (or RHINO, in this case), you can get away with anything! How many other Governors in the US can get away with having a live-in mistress in the Governor´s mansion!?

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Reply 4 - Posted by: gerty, 2/26/2013 10:35:01 AM     (No. 9196946)

That would be RINO in the last entry. My apologies.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: goose, 2/26/2013 10:55:23 AM     (No. 9197005)

Does the Mayor actually believe there are more than 16 ounces of soda in a 20 ounce fountain drink?

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Reply 6 - Posted by: conservativediva, 2/26/2013 1:12:17 PM     (No. 9197281)

Show me the study proving there is a direct correlation between obesity and 16 ounces of soda/juice/gatorade? This is totally subjective. I actually believe the obesity epidemic is about high fructose corn syrup, not 16 ounces of apple juice.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: Jiobaobubai, 2/26/2013 1:19:24 PM     (No. 9197300)

What if it´s Diet Coke?

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