Watch for a 20% surtax.

How´s Obama´s health lately? How´s Hillary´s?

Great, now I´m going to drink because I´m going to get cancer from drinking!

When are these reports going to stop, you know they are the "it´s gonna kill you" dejour.

This just in...

Every human who has ever drank one sip of alcohol has DIED, or will eventually! EVERYONE! 100%!

Be careful out there folks! s/

Good grief

No more worrying about how to get Boehner out.

I´m with #1. It´s always "It´s for your own good, you´re just too stupid to know it"

BTW, anybody ever get annoyed at the stupid seat belt buzzer in your car. Can´t get in the car without the thing banging. I use my late model Honda SUV to drive around my private property, neighbors´ property, dirt roads, 3 MPH, and the seat belt alarm is banging. "It´s for your own good. Buckle up ..."

Liberals are everywhere. Wish they would move to another planet.

For what it´s worth ... anyone who ever took even a sip of water eventually died - and there is no way to prevent it!

These early cancer deaths will help to get a lot of drunks of the road.

What were the controls on this study? Did these people ONLY drink alcohol and come in contact with nothing else? Maybe it was cocktail peanuts or the olives or the coke in the Cuba Libre or the hot sauce in the Bloody Mary that did it. I know: it was tiny umbrella poisoning!

So failure to use alcohol accounted for 96.5% of all cancer deaths?

Bottoms up!!

Or... 96.5% of all cancer deaths are NOT traced to alcohol. Cheers!

#10- great minds think alike... You beat me by 40 seconds!

Wonder if they will ever delve into marijuana and a link to breast cancer? Naw, too popular.

I think this study is amusing because the first public miracle recorded was Jesus turning water into some really fine wine at a wedding. There was also another passage mentioning a glass of wine helping digestion with a meal. So I take a study like this with the teensiest grain of salt.

Research could show 3.5% for any food or beverage. In fact, granola or tofu may be worse.

ahhhhhhhh, it´s really the container. You know, the bottle or can. This comment makes about as much sense, don´t you think?

Well hell, I´m doomed then.

Yawn......

Bottoms up and here´s to your health!

I am sick and tired of all these faceless do gooder so called scientists who want their 15 mins of fame.I bet she received a grant of some sort to spout these drivel.

That´s odd. I thought all death was due to smoking.

They´re looking to either tax it or ban it.

My father was an alcoholic and died of cancer. Of course he also smoked five packs a day. In three years this study will be refuted and revised. Living will cause cancer. What to do what to do?

Well heck, just ban it. What´s the worst that could happen? /s

Good for you ... bad for you ... good for you ... bad for you. Bread, butter, sugar, coffee, red wine ... doctors!

How would you describe 3.5% of something? If four out of five dentists recommend Trident gum, that´s "most" dentists. Three out of five would be "a majority" of dentists, and two out of five might be "many" dentists. But 3.5%? That´s less than four out of a hundred. I would describe that as "very few" or "almost no" cancer deaths linked to alcohol.

Bottoms up, my friends.

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”

~W.C. Fields

Bring Back Prohibition, NOW!

It´s for da chillins.

Wonder how much government funding went to the libs who did this latest scare tactic *study*. Viva la vino!

I like to know what I´m putting in my body and its effect. The problem frequently is that we are not given enough information about how the study was conducted to determine if it is relative to our personal life. For months, local and national news have been pushing flu vaccines especially for the "elderly". But now we are told these same vaccines are only 9% effective for the "elderly". The second I read or hear the word "study" I begin to doubt what comes next.

This study is a disgrace to the scientific community. There are also many anger-related deaths in people who do not consume alcohol. If so, can one claim that not drinking alcohol causes cancer?

If stopping the use of high potency chemical drug therapy were replaced with so many different natural methods available of getting the body in a PH alkaline balance, I bet the cancer death rate would go down tremendously. But, then also would the profits of the big Pharmas.

100% of people who eat carrots will die.

The thought of getting through the next 4 years without adult beverages, is giving me a brain tumor.

What specific kinds of alcohol were used in the study? Bourbons? Vodkas? Kahlua? And which bourbons, vodkas, etc.?
Just stay away from the cheap BEERS. You´ll be just fine. In fact, you´ll be better than fine. ;)

Let´s see, alcohol is good for your heart but causes cancer.

Why is it that all of these studies can tell you what causes cancer, but we are light years from a cure ?