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Barack Obama: Tiger Woods
is on ´another planet´

Agence France-Presse, by Staff

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Posted By:JoniTx, 2/21/2013 7:10:25 AM

Mr Obama was still shaking his head at the other worldly skill of Woods, after the duo played their first-ever round together on Sunday. "He plays a different game than I do," said the president, an enthusiastic weekend golfer, whose scores are guarded like a state secret. "He is on another planet," Mr Obama told ABC7 television from San Francisco. "I don´t think either party was nervous, he knew that I wasn´t a big threat to his world ranking and I knew that I better keep my day job." Woods, the first African-American golfer to win a major title

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: steveW, 2/21/2013 7:15:56 AM     (No. 9188341)

All-Powerful, Omniscient, Most Beneficent and yet - so humble! How honored are not His lowly American subjects to have this Ideal Man as their ruler and the oh-so-free press as His watchful guardian. It´s all too wonderful.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: lakerman1, 2/21/2013 7:19:20 AM     (No. 9188350)

I have seen video clips of the kenyan klown´s golf swing. He is the one on another planet-and little girls have better golf swings.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: PChristopher, 2/21/2013 7:21:34 AM     (No. 9188354)

Yeah? Well, he ain´t alone.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: reilly, 2/21/2013 7:23:12 AM     (No. 9188356)


Change the subject, Spendthrift.


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Reply 5 - Posted by: bpl40, 2/21/2013 7:25:49 AM     (No. 9188363)

Not to worry. During the last two generations the welfare state has created enough parasites in this country to help you keep your day job. IMO he is a far better golfer than President but as they say - what difference does it make at this point?

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Reply 6 - Posted by: cartcart, 2/21/2013 7:26:26 AM     (No. 9188365)

Uranus. That is the planet he is on, Mr. President.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: antiquegolf, 2/21/2013 7:32:34 AM     (No. 9188374)

Word leaked out about obama´s golf scores shortly after the 2008 election. He struggles to break 100. Before the truth about his golf was disclosed, obama lied about his handicap to a major golf publication --- either Golf or Golf Digest, which reported he had a 16 handicap. zippy is more like a 28 on his best day.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: JAN, 2/21/2013 7:53:41 AM     (No. 9188413)

Who knew. Perhaps Tiger is bi after all.



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Reply 9 - Posted by: Alpha91c, 2/21/2013 8:04:39 AM     (No. 9188442)

Tiger is so humble and modest, but he was honest when he praised the golf skills of Dear Leader. As for myself, I believe The Wons golf skills are right up there with his skeet shooting prowess.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: jayhawk, 2/21/2013 8:13:12 AM     (No. 9188458)

Hey, brainiac Obamanazi, you ain´t doin´ so hot on your "day job" either. Why don´t you do the world a favor and resign. You suck as much as president, as at golf.

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Reply 11 - Posted by: Nimby, 2/21/2013 8:36:22 AM     (No. 9188489)

Yup, Tiger plays golf. The WONE plays kick the can

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Reply 12 - Posted by: Nimby, 2/21/2013 8:37:29 AM     (No. 9188492)

BTW,your highness! Your day job lasts only for 4 years. What then?

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Reply 13 - Posted by: Holeymoses, 2/21/2013 8:39:10 AM     (No. 9188495)

Notice he said "different," not "better.´ He still thinks he´s in Tiger´s league, only parallel.

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Reply 14 - Posted by: Wilko, 2/21/2013 9:11:15 AM     (No. 9188564)

More likely they smoked some dope and drove their carts around in circles all day.

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Reply 15 - Posted by: LouD, 2/21/2013 9:12:25 AM     (No. 9188567)

Why is Woods never referred to as "Asian American"? Isn´t his mother Thai? Or are Asians 2nd class citizens to the media?

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Reply 16 - Posted by: Alibi Inn, 2/21/2013 9:36:06 AM     (No. 9188610)

Local radio show reported yesterday that Tiger gives nick-names to those with which he plays golf. Radio show asked callers to phone in their favorite cereal name with which they would refer to O. Winner was FrankenBarry.

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Reply 17 - Posted by: Mr. Hanky, 2/21/2013 9:43:23 AM     (No. 9188633)

He is on Planet Skankopolis!

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Reply 18 - Posted by: mary Ellen, 2/21/2013 9:45:24 AM     (No. 9188639)

OMG! An understatement from the big Zero!

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Reply 19 - Posted by: Blue-Z-Anna, 2/21/2013 9:51:29 AM     (No. 9188649)

No long ball.

Beginners try too hard and swing the club like a baseball bat.

Pros swing more like a pendulum....no ´push´.

Did you see Barky try to throw a baseball ?

Girly metro.

Smoke two joint and go back the big island blulla.

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Reply 20 - Posted by: unklebeau, 2/21/2013 9:59:36 AM     (No. 9188665)

yeah, his scores are closely guarded secret. like his grades, and his law review papers, and his skeet shooting abilities, and his work on American jobs, and what isn´t guarded is his love for the Muslim Brotherhood, and giving F-16s to Egypt, and standing with Muslims, and listening to the sweetest sound, the Muslim call to prayer.
Makes me want to throw a shoe.


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Reply 21 - Posted by: jeffreyabigail, 2/21/2013 10:12:37 AM     (No. 9188693)

"He plays a different game than I do." Really, who would have thunk it?

Hey Barack, you also throw a foorball differently than Peyton Manning.

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Reply 22 - Posted by: johnwayne, 2/21/2013 10:35:42 AM     (No. 9188755)

Did they shoot skeet, too?

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Reply 23 - Posted by: Chuzzles, 2/21/2013 10:46:26 AM     (No. 9188774)

Excellent question #15. My dearest friend in the world refers to herself as Black Amerasian. She is a beautiful woman. I guess the media forgets about that category.

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Reply 24 - Posted by: manitouman, 2/21/2013 12:38:05 PM     (No. 9189017)

Tiger is on another planet because he honed his talent, practiced, and earns his money from the use of his talent.

The same can´t be said of his recent golf partner.

(I was going to end it there . . . But . . .)

The same opportunity existed for the golf partner. He assembled a team to get to the pinnacle of his field. Those at the top are known as communicators, of sorts. But as many speeches and lectures the golfing buddy gives, he doesn´t display enough discipline to finish his game without a mulligan from a speech writer and TelePrompTer.

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Reply 25 - Posted by: msjena, 2/21/2013 12:38:16 PM     (No. 9189019)

Did Tiger earn money on his own or did the government help him?

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Reply 26 - Posted by: msjena, 2/21/2013 12:42:17 PM     (No. 9189032)

#15--it´s the one-drop rule. It used to be racist. By the way, does anyone consider Mariah Carey or Rashida Jones to be black? There is just so much hypocrisy in all of the racial classifications that the left loves so much.

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Reply 27 - Posted by: Abingtonjim, 2/21/2013 5:34:24 PM     (No. 9189606)

That´s what he said about Reggie Love too.

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