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Michelle Obama releases
new White House portrait

Star - Ledger (Newark, NJ), by Tom Wright-Piersanti

Original Article

Posted By:Scottyboy, 2/20/2013 5:02:37 PM

Michelle Obama released her official White House portrait today, and it´s hard to miss the photo´s most prominent feature: her bangs. The 49-year-old fashion-forward first lady debuted the bangs in January, sending the Internet into a frenzy. She recently told TV host Rachael Ray that the bangs were her version of a "mid-life crisis." The new portrait, taken in the Green Room of the White House on Feb. 12, shows

Comments:
Holy Mackerel Andy....last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it..
But seriously, given what the photographer had to work with, it ain´t that bad...

  

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Reply 1 - Posted by: pouncer, 2/20/2013 5:06:43 PM     (No. 9187510)


Reply 2 - Posted by: pouncer, 2/20/2013 5:07:48 PM     (No. 9187511)

Too bad. She has worn much better hair styles than this one.


   

 

  


 
Reply 3 - Posted by: earlybird, 2/20/2013 5:10:26 PM     (No. 9187513)

OK. The bangs make her nose look wider and blobbier and her face doughier. She can no longer let a sweep of hair cover that her "Little (right) Eye". And she generally looks older and more common. If that is possible.

And she´s now stuck with all those bange wigs of different lengths. Just when the closet floor was so cluttered...


Reply 4 - Posted by: bamapreacher, 2/20/2013 5:12:39 PM     (No. 9187515)

"I´m their savior, that´s what they call me, so Lauren Bacall me, from my head to my toes..."


Reply 5 - Posted by: SoCalGal, 2/20/2013 5:13:07 PM     (No. 9187516)

Those "sensible" sleeves the writer noticed cover those menopausal (former) guns. Not so toned any more, they often show the batwing-iness that comes with age.

Oozing toward the big Five-O.


Reply 6 - Posted by: woodsman, 2/20/2013 5:13:39 PM     (No. 9187518)

When are the Han, Luke and Princess Leia portraits coming out? I´d like to collect the whole set


Reply 7 - Posted by: britvah1, 2/20/2013 5:14:57 PM     (No. 9187519)

It´s like somebody painted a smiley face on a cape buffalo


   

 

  


 
Reply 8 - Posted by: Scottyboy, 2/20/2013 5:20:41 PM     (No. 9187526)

Diana Ross meets Blackie O . . sorry, it just ain´t working fer me.


Reply 9 - Posted by: Ribicon, 2/20/2013 5:20:55 PM     (No. 9187528)

Her hands are enormous. Almost looks like it´s in 3D, the way they leap out at you.


Reply 10 - Posted by: horacer, 2/20/2013 5:23:24 PM     (No. 9187531)

She looks like helmet head. She can appear quite pretty with the right cut, this isn´t it. She should try off the shoulders out of the face and add some curls.


Reply 11 - Posted by: lakerman1, 2/20/2013 5:25:54 PM     (No. 9187537)

I´m told that Jerry Springer has a recurring theme show where black tranny hookers come on, wearing the same kind of wig Michelle has chosen to wear. And she is built like many of those Jerry Springer tranny guests.
geez.


Reply 12 - Posted by: Emmajustin, 2/20/2013 5:26:49 PM     (No. 9187538)

I usually think she looks like a scary linebacker about to eat everyone in her path.
But this picture isn´t that bad.
I still despise her and her husband for lying and cheating and destroying America.


   

 



 
Reply 13 - Posted by: Country Boy, 2/20/2013 5:28:52 PM     (No. 9187545)

I don´t need to "feel good" about this woman being in the White House because ... I never owned slaves.

Aside from voters "feel good" status, she offers only negatives. And her room-mate is the new version of a Muslim terrorist.


Reply 14 - Posted by: lil dotty, 2/20/2013 5:35:06 PM     (No. 9187556)

Umm..she does have sleeves which cover her arms. Is the dress well below the ´water line" or more ´mini´?


Reply 15 - Posted by: keekng, 2/20/2013 5:37:12 PM     (No. 9187560)

Please Lord, Please, do not let anyone post that picture where I might see it. Thank you, Lord.


Reply 16 - Posted by: beth, 2/20/2013 5:41:26 PM     (No. 9187569)

She definitely looks better with sleeves. She doesn´t look as manly.


Reply 17 - Posted by: Alpha91c, 2/20/2013 5:42:15 PM     (No. 9187570)

It is true, the bangs make her look younger, sexier and seductive.


   

 

  


 
Reply 18 - Posted by: Theeo, 2/20/2013 5:46:25 PM     (No. 9187579)

FTA ... most prominent feature:her bangs. Her does!
And what is that scab on her lip?


Reply 19 - Posted by: readaholic, 2/20/2013 5:46:38 PM     (No. 9187580)

The uglier she gets the more the press swoons about it.


Reply 20 - Posted by: Dignitary Protection, 2/20/2013 5:48:06 PM     (No. 9187585)

#17, you´re joking right?


Reply 21 - Posted by: SoCalGal, 2/20/2013 5:51:52 PM     (No. 9187591)

(The collection box for new glasses for #17 is over in the corner.)

Some outrageous folks opine that that new wig (and it is a wig, kids) covers cosmetic surgery scars.

And/or she has been spending too much time lately with Anna Wintour of Vogue - where she is said to be on the March cover. ??? Has anyone seen it in the supermarket and turned it over?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Anna_Wintour_2009_crop.jpg/220px-Anna_Wintour_2009_crop.jpg


Reply 22 - Posted by: postaway, 2/20/2013 5:54:28 PM     (No. 9187598)

Maybe it´s just me, but doesn´t this whole dog and pony show bother anyone else? I don´t care how flattering her bangs or sleeves are, or how the photgrapher did a reasonably good job given the subject. The country is going through the toughest economic times since the Great Depression; we are being invaded by foreign nationals who are taking our jobs, medical care, educational opportunities and promise to skew our elections; our national defense is being gutted; we no longer have a reasonable expectation of representation at the federal level; we have certifiably liars, loons and buffoons at our highest cabinet levels; we have a president who is either complicit or indifferent to our suffering and in the midst of all of this insanity, Michelle unveils her self-portrait after flying back from her annual, taxpayer funded, ski trip to Aspen and her husband´s taxpayer funded $1M plus three day golf weekend. I wish I could say that this is a Marie Antoinette level of disengagement and disinterest, but even poor Marie cared more. This is more like Nero.


   

 



 
Reply 23 - Posted by: SoCalGal, 2/20/2013 5:54:34 PM     (No. 9187599)

Oops! No Vogue cover just yet. Wintour chose Beyonce.

That smarts.


Reply 24 - Posted by: Moonspinner, 2/20/2013 5:55:20 PM     (No. 9187601)

She should be in La Cage aux Folles.


Reply 25 - Posted by: uno, 2/20/2013 5:58:50 PM     (No. 9187607)

I guess that one won out over hanging 100 feet off the end of a construction crane swinging backwards into a four story brick building...


Reply 26 - Posted by: Boneshaker, 2/20/2013 6:15:40 PM     (No. 9187628)

A new wig doesn´t change anything.

She´s still a racist, socialist moose.
.


Reply 27 - Posted by: Ret.TxLeo, 2/20/2013 6:16:51 PM     (No. 9187632)

I am curious as to how much the debacle repeat cost the American Taxpayer...another million tossed?


Reply 28 - Posted by: highbeam, 2/20/2013 6:20:05 PM     (No. 9187635)

That woman is uglier than 40 miles of crooked highway!


Reply 29 - Posted by: connor, 2/20/2013 6:20:19 PM     (No. 9187636)

#17 - what the heck? She is the most unattractive first lady since Eleanor Roosevelt.


Reply 30 - Posted by: srhcb, 2/20/2013 6:21:23 PM     (No. 9187638)

Make that either her second most prominent feature, or at least her most prominent feature above the waist.


Reply 31 - Posted by: john grady, 2/20/2013 6:29:35 PM     (No. 9187647)

GVN


Reply 32 - Posted by: glcinpdx, 2/20/2013 6:34:11 PM     (No. 9187653)

I barely noticed the Jane Fonda doo...its the Man Hands that really, really jump out at ya...


Reply 33 - Posted by: Chuzzles, 2/20/2013 6:39:38 PM     (No. 9187655)

It´s not a bad portrait of Michelle. I still agree with Miss Lucianne that this hairdo is channeling Michelle´s inner Hanoi Jane from the 60´s. And I thought it was ´a strand of pearls´ not ´a set´.


Reply 34 - Posted by: neanderthal, 2/20/2013 6:44:51 PM     (No. 9187662)

A linebacker with bangs? Why not? We´ve got ´em with cornrows, dreadlocks, pigtails, afros and tattooed skulls. I guess bangs would be OK.


Reply 35 - Posted by: Former lurker, 2/20/2013 6:46:10 PM     (No. 9187663)

It´s not a hair-do, it´s a wig. She´s not that thin or proportioned like that . Photo-shopped? Phoney hair, phones picture, phones woman.


Reply 36 - Posted by: amylu, 2/20/2013 6:49:12 PM     (No. 9187665)

#10 commented: "She can appear quite pretty with the right cut, this isn´t it."

I agree. The right cut for Mooch would have the bangs going down to her chin. Maybe then I could tolerate looking at her.
Or not.


Reply 37 - Posted by: BigGeorgeTX, 2/20/2013 7:12:30 PM     (No. 9187686)

Smart move using a chair back to conceal her hips.


Reply 38 - Posted by: M Stuart, 2/20/2013 7:12:56 PM     (No. 9187687)

I don´t like the obvious wig, but the picture is much more tasteful than usual.

I still haven´t gotten over the barefoot peasant boob-belt outfits.

And she´s had a lot of work done.


Reply 39 - Posted by: udanja99, 2/20/2013 7:24:08 PM     (No. 9187699)

Fashion forward = dresses like a skank.


Reply 40 - Posted by: vesicant, 2/20/2013 7:26:47 PM     (No. 9187702)

I´m not religious, but even I know she´s covering up the 666.


Reply 41 - Posted by: TrueBlueWfan, 2/20/2013 7:35:25 PM     (No. 9187721)

Are we sure it´s not a "Planet of the Apes" poster?


Reply 42 - Posted by: flowerladytoo, 2/20/2013 8:43:59 PM     (No. 9187811)

I do not like this woman, not one bit. But this picture of her is good, as far as pictures go. If she would just dress and look this way when she is on official White House business, she would be MUCH less of an embarrassment. A quiet dress with no wide and high belt, pearls (not a chunky African necklace), a nice hair style and an actual smile on her face. Even her nails are toned down and nicely done, with no loud jewelry. This picture doesn´t make me cringe.


Reply 43 - Posted by: Italiano, 2/20/2013 8:48:42 PM     (No. 9187819)

Dorian Obama


Reply 44 - Posted by: ualslosar, 2/20/2013 8:57:21 PM     (No. 9187827)

Amazing...On black velvet too! Must look great under blacklight.


Reply 45 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623, 2/21/2013 12:41:36 AM     (No. 9188117)

Kate it ain´t.


Reply 46 - Posted by: JudithC, 2/21/2013 2:17:13 PM     (No. 9189270)

I just love reading all the oozing up to Moo trash being written when the truth is that the woman is repulsive and a single look at her is enough to put any need to find a word beyond "ugly" to describe her. Whe really does her in is that she´s ugly from the inside out and it shows. I don´t care which sleaze designer she favors, they can hang anything on her and it won´tl change mean, nasty, cheap, and classless. In a woman like this pig, it´s inbred.

I´d rather read her answers to why she no longer has a law degree and about 50 more questions that were inspired after reading her Princeton thesis in which she makes it crystal clear that her hatred for "whitey" is real.


Reply 47 - Posted by: broken01, 2/22/2013 2:15:39 PM     (No. 9191164)

Man it´s a good thing that I ate a few hours ago. I am sick to death of people who fawn all over this ugly woman as if she were the next Jackie O. Say what you want about JKO but at least she was beautiful. The Wookie on the other hand is NOT a good looking woman. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder then I´m bllind as a bat and can´t hold up much.


Reply 48 - Posted by: ladydawgfan, 2/22/2013 4:16:44 PM     (No. 9191363)

I´d take a look at it but I don´t like snakes and I´d rather not turn to stone!!!


Reply 49 - Posted by: King of all trolls, 2/22/2013 4:37:21 PM     (No. 9191386)

Ahh. look at that. a painting of Mooch´s favorite subject...HERSELF!



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