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Michelle Obama jokes that
midlife crisis inspired much-
discussed haircut with bangs

Associated Press, by Staff

Original Article

Posted By:earlybird, 2/18/2013 6:14:51 PM

PALM CITY, Fla. — Michelle Obama jokingly says a midlife crisis is what inspired her new haircut with bangs. The first lady revealed the new hairstyle last month on her 49th birthday, which came a few days before the festivities for President Barack Obama’s second inauguration. (Snip)Said Mrs. Obama: “This is my midlife crisis.” She added that she cut her bangs because she can’t get a sports car and won’t be allowed to bungee jump.

Comments:
Still going the "new haircut" route when any dummy knows this is a wig. Those bangs go up and down depending upon how carefully she puts it on. One day it seriously listed to one side.

And she really works their love affair. Most real lovers don´t feel a need to talk about it all the time.

And now she´s in Palm City, FL. Air Force Two really getting a workout.

  

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Emerson, 2/18/2013 6:23:14 PM     (No. 9183726)

Ha! Look again. That wighat is on crooked in this photo. Those bangs were curving up shorter in the center. Now they´re curving up shorter over one eye.

Before someone jumps in with one of those "is this news?" gripes, this is news in that it shows what a superficial life this broad lives.


Reply 2 - Posted by: Chuzzles, 2/18/2013 6:26:36 PM     (No. 9183732)

Getting a hairdo that resembles Hanoi Jane in her rebellious prime is a midlife crisis? Wow.


   

 

  


 
Reply 3 - Posted by: glcinpdx, 2/18/2013 6:29:16 PM     (No. 9183738)

I thought it was Jane Fonda sitting on that North Vietnamese AA gun that inspired Mooch´s new hair...


Reply 4 - Posted by: navybrat, 2/18/2013 6:30:23 PM     (No. 9183739)

She is fooling no one. We all know it is a wig.


Reply 5 - Posted by: sooznews, 2/18/2013 6:31:12 PM     (No. 9183743)

He doesn´t understand budget cuts and she doesn´t understand hair cuts. This is a wig.


Reply 6 - Posted by: readaholic, 2/18/2013 6:31:16 PM     (No. 9183744)

Bungee-jumping? The cord ain´t made that can hold her!


Reply 7 - Posted by: MMC, 2/18/2013 6:35:09 PM     (No. 9183748)

Maybe the wig is covering up the plastic surgery scars..


   

 

  


 
Reply 8 - Posted by: Emerson, 2/18/2013 6:35:49 PM     (No. 9183749)

A while back Reuters had an article on the fact that we are not the only ones who can have "hairy midlife crises" (their expression). Then it went on to say that other primates do, too. Full stop. Not PC to link.


Reply 9 - Posted by: Keekng, 2/18/2013 6:37:01 PM     (No. 9183750)

Why not bungee jump, worst case,she would bounce or the wig would come off.


Reply 10 - Posted by: tearza, 2/18/2013 6:38:47 PM     (No. 9183752)

Didn´t she have to have it straighten before she cut it .???


Reply 11 - Posted by: Words have Meaning, 2/18/2013 6:43:55 PM     (No. 9183759)

The new haircut was not inspired by a mid-life crisis, but by "The Supremes" inspiration which came from the Wigs Emporium Outlet Store. Apparently it was on sale.

To tell you the truth it looks like the hat worn by the Boy in "The Christmas Story". Remember the kid who got his tongue stuck on the pole outside in the freezing cold. All she needs is a chin strap to keep it in place.

Hey, I´m just asking, but do you think it bothers Moochelle that Obama is out with just the guys in Fla given his reputation for playing for the other team?


Reply 12 - Posted by: Tigergirl, 2/18/2013 6:44:16 PM     (No. 9183761)

The bangs and wig were to copy Kerry Washington´s hair. BO is smitten with her and Michelle has forbidden her to visit the White House. She thinks she will keep him by copying Kerry. Good luck with that.


   

 



 
Reply 13 - Posted by: Keekng, 2/18/2013 7:15:53 PM     (No. 9183808)

THE famous Bo Didley sang...First the wind blew her hair into her face then the wind blew her hair into my face, then the wind blew her hair into the street!
Hahaha, he was a real seer!


Reply 14 - Posted by: jir, 2/18/2013 7:16:39 PM     (No. 9183809)

I have a few friends who are women of color. They do many things to their hair. They reach a point where only wigs will work. My one friend pretends her wig is her hair. I simply go along with it. I have thin, curly hair, but I just screw my hair up in a knot. I can completely understand longing for long silky hair. We can dislike this First Lady but there are better reasons. It is the Left Wing Media that constantly sticks her in our faces.


Reply 15 - Posted by: msjena, 2/18/2013 7:22:17 PM     (No. 9183817)

It´s either a wig or a weave. I think it´s the latter. She´s a weava diva!


Reply 16 - Posted by: JAN, 2/18/2013 7:24:02 PM     (No. 9183818)

Trying to look attractive to the boys her daughter´s age?


Reply 17 - Posted by: noddy, 2/18/2013 7:34:11 PM     (No. 9183830)

We need to hear from some wig makers. How about showing a photo of her with her ´´new do´´ next to the photo of her in shorts with her top knot leaving Air Force One. Then some Mooche supporter tell me that her hair with bangs isn´t a wig.

Yes, this is so insignificant in today´s world. And yes, it is so important to see how reporters and journalists view us and treat us.


   

 

  


 
Reply 18 - Posted by: mackrand, 2/18/2013 7:34:23 PM     (No. 9183831)

And then, #13, MO found it and put it on and walked away. Now we know where it came from. She found it in the street! And by the way, the look came from Jane Fonda, in most circles known as Hanoi Jane of Vietnam War fame.


Reply 19 - Posted by: lylacat, 2/18/2013 7:44:42 PM     (No. 9183846)

It´s a wig not a haircut. What a crock.


Reply 20 - Posted by: Nimby, 2/18/2013 7:50:22 PM     (No. 9183855)

Is sucking on tax payer´s sweat and blood to pay for her vacations a " mid life crisis"?


Reply 21 - Posted by: stymie82, 2/18/2013 8:21:21 PM     (No. 9183880)

Purchasing the Geraldine collection from the Flip Wilson estate has been a resounding fashion success.


Reply 22 - Posted by: Bazi, 2/18/2013 8:26:25 PM     (No. 9183885)

if she is so proud of her heritage, why does she straighten her hair and her kids´ hair?


   

 



 
Reply 23 - Posted by: Pros7767, 2/18/2013 8:30:39 PM     (No. 9183890)

Who cares?


Reply 24 - Posted by: enuf8, 2/18/2013 8:34:34 PM     (No. 9183894)

Fake but real - a Dan Rather symptom.


Reply 25 - Posted by: CaptainLibra, 2/18/2013 8:37:44 PM     (No. 9183897)

Ewwwww. The last thing I want to hear about is her hormones and what they are doing. Barf.


Reply 26 - Posted by: srhcb, 2/18/2013 8:57:24 PM     (No. 9183918)

If "Michelle Obama jokes" the devil is at Walmart buying long underwear and de-icer.


Reply 27 - Posted by: jerseytomato, 2/18/2013 9:07:49 PM     (No. 9183930)

Bangs or no bangs.

It´s still not pretty.


Reply 28 - Posted by: dittohead, 2/18/2013 9:10:27 PM     (No. 9183933)

What´s her mid life crisis, did she find out her husband is gay?


Reply 29 - Posted by: Periwinkel, 2/18/2013 9:15:02 PM     (No. 9183945)

#11 The Prez plays for the other team. These all-boy weekends are part of the deal between the Beard and her husband. They were introduced in the gay-guy-meets-a-girl program in Jeremiah Wright´s church...where Oprah met Stedman.


Reply 30 - Posted by: LComStaff8, 2/18/2013 9:35:57 PM     (No. 9183964)

Replies like So what? and Who cares? are not acceptable responses on this site. Use them and get blocked. If you don´t care why are you here?


Reply 31 - Posted by: MisterDickens, 2/18/2013 9:40:23 PM     (No. 9183969)

Something about lipstick and a pig.


Reply 32 - Posted by: pouncer, 2/18/2013 9:54:41 PM     (No. 9183990)

How unfortunate for her. She´s always facing a personal crisis when she faces herself in the mirror.


Reply 33 - Posted by: nonsense, 2/18/2013 10:23:03 PM     (No. 9184020)

The bang wig does do a great job of hiding the perpetual scowl. Rachael Ray is now her BFF and go to person for dissemination of propaganda about her wonderfulness, who knew?

Screetch...sound of pencil scratching R.R. off my list. Will be sending her books to the Thrift Store tomorrow.


Reply 34 - Posted by: St. Pitbull, 2/18/2013 10:36:22 PM     (No. 9184032)

I know that I considered the Dutch Boy look when I turned 50.


Reply 35 - Posted by: Shells, 2/18/2013 11:48:57 PM     (No. 9184140)

What is with the media love affair with fat, ugly liberal women?
I don´t get it.
And, btw, Michelle looks like my shelter rescue Lhasa apso mix when he´s in really bad need of a haircut.


Reply 36 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623, 2/18/2013 11:54:55 PM     (No. 9184145)

Still betting she had reconstruction work done during the winter vacay. When the scars heal, the bangs go.

Does this mean the hair stylist can go on a vacation of her own now ?


Reply 37 - Posted by: Libertygal, 2/19/2013 12:26:54 AM     (No. 9184170)

One has to wonder how she feels knowing Barry came home with Reggie Boy Toy Love, and if she even knew he spent the weekend with Barry. Midlife crisis, indeed. Where I come from, that´s called a marital crisis.


Reply 38 - Posted by: NuGoddess, 2/19/2013 6:39:31 AM     (No. 9184329)

That ´´midlife crisis´´ is named Kerry Washington.


Reply 39 - Posted by: provide, 2/19/2013 8:41:44 AM     (No. 9184488)

I always thought she was going for the Tyra look. Next the implants.



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