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the crime report written by a
dog: Officer investigated after
submitting witness statement
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´I chase him, I bite him´...
the crime report written by a
dog: Officer investigated after
submitting witness statement
in character as animal

Daily Mail [UK], by Martin Beckford

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Posted By:Attercliffe, 2/17/2013 10:59:26 AM

Police are under investigation for jokingly filling in a witness statement in the name of a force dog. Officers became exasperated when prosecutors asked for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’, not realising Peach was the name of a police dog. So they completed the form as if it had been written by the alsatian, and signed it with a paw print. The dog’s statement read: ‘I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.’ The form was pinned up at a West Midlands Police station last week for the amusement

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Betting the prosecution staff is liberal. . . No sense of humor!

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: Coy860, 2/17/2013 11:10:34 AM     (No. 9181505)

ha ha I love it.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: JustCause, 2/17/2013 11:35:39 AM     (No. 9181545)

Gotta have a sense of humor. Love it...

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Reply 3 - Posted by: BaseballFan, 2/17/2013 11:38:52 AM     (No. 9181550)

Agreed, OP. This is funny stuff - clearly lost on the sourpuss prosecutors.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: Guard SGT (ret), 2/17/2013 11:49:55 AM     (No. 9181563)

I give this article 4 Bow Wows!!!

We can only hope now that Peach will take a bite out of the prosecutor!

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Reply 5 - Posted by: planetgeo, 2/17/2013 11:51:18 AM     (No. 9181569)

Not only funny but indicative of what police reports should be. All the leftist "police rules of engagement" have turned our cops into little more than bureaucrats in cop cars, writing 30-page theses after the fact.

I´d like to see the "PC Peach Police Report Rule" enacted and "Dirty Harry Unchained", so we can have the following type of reports filed for any remaining Dorners out there:

"Chased bad guy. Cornered bad guy. Bad guy not surrender. Flambe-ed same. Saved ammo inventory. Saved trial cost. End of report."



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Reply 6 - Posted by: secondtimelucky, 2/17/2013 12:32:10 PM     (No. 9181626)

perfect in every way. good boy Peach...

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Reply 7 - Posted by: Heil Liberals, 2/17/2013 12:39:08 PM     (No. 9181635)

But, we can´t hurt anyone´s feelings! That is the most important thing in the world. That poor prosecutor, having to endure the humiliation of having fun made of his/her repeated mistake. And how unfair is it that his/her humiliation is now fodder for public consumption on that bastion of fairness to feelings Facebook? Someone needs to lose their job over this obvious attempt to destroy the emotional well-being of this sensitive soul.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: ScarletPimpernel, 2/17/2013 12:41:58 PM     (No. 9181641)

Dittos, #5! This is too funny; give the police a break here!

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Reply 9 - Posted by: joew9, 2/17/2013 1:34:47 PM     (No. 9181706)

The prosecutors are investigating those who made fun of the stupidity of the prosecutors. The prosecutors are so thin skinned you can see their internal organs and what becomes apparent is they have a lot in common with the Scarecrow.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: Dixie, 2/17/2013 1:45:38 PM     (No. 9181729)

Peach smart dog. Smarter than bean counters.

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