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Misses Fun ´Bunker Grandpa´
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5-Year-Old Alabama Boy
Misses Fun ´Bunker Grandpa´

Onion, by Staff

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Posted By:Magic8Ball, 2/6/2013 9:38:05 AM

Hours after an FBI raid freed him from the underground bunker where he had been held hostage for six days, 5-year-old Alabama boy Ethan told reporters that he already misses his fun, super-cool Bunker Grandpa. “Bunker Grandpa let me stay up all night and do whatever I want!” Ethan said Monday night, adding that he couldn’t wait to tell all his friends at school about getting to spend a week playing in an “awesome underground playhouse with [his] new best friend.”
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Reply 1 - Posted by: JAN, 2/6/2013 9:49:24 AM     (No. 9161441)

Let´s hope that no one tells this little guy anything different.

Seems he wasn´t traumatised and that´s a good thing.



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Reply 2 - Posted by: reilly, 2/6/2013 9:49:32 AM     (No. 9161442)


Kinda like the five-year-old electorate that likes Uncle Barry´s free money.


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Reply 3 - Posted by: JAN, 2/6/2013 9:50:02 AM     (No. 9161445)

Ooopppss. Sorry, didn´t see that this was from the Onion.


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Reply 4 - Posted by: Grady, 2/6/2013 9:53:07 AM     (No. 9161452)

The Onion writes all the stories about Obama´s
successes.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: MisterDickens, 2/6/2013 10:00:33 AM     (No. 9161472)

Right. It was all fun and games. That´s why the kid was crying for his mother.

Why does The Onion exist? Just damn meanness?

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Reply 6 - Posted by: armywife85, 2/6/2013 10:06:49 AM     (No. 9161489)

The onion is satire.


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Reply 7 - Posted by: Safari Man, 2/6/2013 10:21:03 AM     (No. 9161542)

... eat Skittles for dinner every night

I little jab at the Trayvon Martin situation?


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Reply 8 - Posted by: earlybird, 2/6/2013 10:38:39 AM     (No. 9161606)

Not used to seeing The Onion posted here, I bit. And was appalled. Glad that I finally came to and realized it was satire. Probably the most tasteless satire The Onion has done. They should have given this a pass.

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Reply 9 - Posted by: tomanderson61, 2/6/2013 10:42:47 AM     (No. 9161617)

Seriously, I think we should avoid "The Onion" on this site. It´s not news, and rarely funny.

A school bus driver was murdered, a crazy old guy is dead, and a child was traumatized, with outcomes unknown for years.

That´s something to be laugh about?

It´s not satire, it´s kind of sick.

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Hours after an FBI raid freed him from the underground bunker where he had been held hostage for six days, 5-year-old Alabama boy Ethan told reporters that he already misses his fun, super-cool Bunker Grandpa. “Bunker Grandpa let me stay up all night and do whatever I want!” Ethan said Monday night, adding that he couldn’t wait to tell all his friends at school about getting to spend a week playing in an “awesome underground playhouse with [his] new best friend.”
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