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Topic: Erotic novel featuring Obamas |
Erotic novel featuring Obamas
Daily Caller, by William Bigelow
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Posted By:Hooverdog, 1/23/2013 11:35:17 AM
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| There’s good news for Barack Obama: the next time he travels, he can indulge his narcissism by reading an erotic novel—about himself. GuestHouse Games, published by uStarNovels, follows Barack and Michelle Obama while they are “alone in their isolated beachfront guesthouse in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii.”
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Comments:
Words fail me.
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
Nevadadad46, 1/23/2013 11:43:40 AM (No. 9134277)
Egad! some mental images just make you want to go, "Bleuagh!"
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Safari Man, 1/23/2013 11:49:06 AM (No. 9134294)
I think I saw this in National Geographic already.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
stymie82, 1/23/2013 11:49:47 AM (No. 9134297)
The bath house is called Man´s Country. No way the Mooch is welcome there. The Obamas play on different teams-in different leagues.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Scottyboy, 1/23/2013 11:50:50 AM (No. 9134303)
Narrarated ny Dr. Jane Goodall...
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
jimK1, 1/23/2013 11:51:08 AM (No. 9134306)
What´s the title? The Wookie and the tramp.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
jalo1951, 1/23/2013 11:51:57 AM (No. 9134311)
I think I need a shower.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Susannah, 1/23/2013 11:52:47 AM (No. 9134314)
I guess they couldn´t call it "The Story of O."
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
mitzi, 1/23/2013 11:57:03 AM (No. 9134328)
I fail to see anything "appealing" about either of them! The writer must have an extraordinary imagination.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
melanie, 1/23/2013 12:02:05 PM (No. 9134346)
With apologies to Garfield the Cat, my only response is GACK!!!!
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
LudicrousSextus, 1/23/2013 12:02:34 PM (No. 9134349)
Most amusing! Bet it´d be a pretty good ´literary birth control´ tome to hand out in schools...
Just the ´mental imagery´ would darn sure put me off sex for a year...
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
pickle1, 1/23/2013 12:03:17 PM (No. 9134351)
Some kind of stupid.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
yuban, 1/23/2013 12:05:43 PM (No. 9134360)
I bet it is a short story.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
happywarrior, 1/23/2013 12:08:01 PM (No. 9134368)
Eeww, now the desperate, pervy porn lovers have a new series to read: Fifty Shades of Black.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Democracy First, 1/23/2013 12:08:01 PM (No. 9134367)
Puuuuuuuuke!!!
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
mickturn, 1/23/2013 12:27:02 PM (No. 9134421)
Send them to the Porn industry...they need new blood.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
VAfreedomluver, 1/23/2013 12:29:31 PM (No. 9134426)
This book would probably work very well as an appetite suppressant.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
mrduc, 1/23/2013 12:35:30 PM (No. 9134438)
Whatever erotic acts are being performed on the isolated beach front don´t include Moochie. The only thing left to the imagination of any lofo readers is who´s the pitcher and who´s the catcher.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
SheikYerBooty, 1/23/2013 12:44:47 PM (No. 9134468)
LOL #4.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
pensom2, 1/23/2013 1:02:35 PM (No. 9134519)
Small market for gay-lesbian erotica.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Cor-vet, 1/23/2013 1:28:19 PM (No. 9134576)
An Reggie Love is featured how?
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
akudaq, 1/23/2013 2:12:21 PM (No. 9134652)
Anyone know where I can buy the economy-size jug of mind bleach? This article cries out for the "Sagman Treatment." Dear Sagman, please help turn this into a good belly laugh rather than a stomach-wrenching hurl fest. Please...
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
provide, 1/23/2013 6:05:11 PM (No. 9135103)
It will be on the American Literature high school required reading list.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
NYbob, 1/23/2013 6:20:53 PM (No. 9135136)
Right in line with the ONE piece of written material this President takes full authorship for, his weird, scatological, poem about his adult friend/mentor, the communist.
You know when some block captain reads all these posts back to me at my mind trial, I just want to note that I´m not making this stuff up. I just remember the parts the sheeple can´t seem to remember.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
fembot, 1/23/2013 8:57:31 PM (No. 9135340)
Must have been written by Chris Matthews and the rest of the nightly news wankers -- uh -- anchors.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
Tygerlily, 1/23/2013 9:12:17 PM (No. 9135363)
Hack, gag, wretch I would rather read the Oregonian. And that´s saying something.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
ColonialAmerican1623, 1/23/2013 10:35:04 PM (No. 9135487)
Slick Willie will be so jealous.
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