Just like Bill Clinton remembered black church burnings that never happened.

I predicted this yesterday. Never for a moment did I believe him.

Too many botox injections this month Joe. Cut back.

Joe I´d like you to meet my girlfriend, Lennay Kekua. That odor you smell is nothing to worry about, she´s been dead a while.

Have another drink Joe, and this time do it with your mouth shut.
Please, can you just shut up?

No Joe, you have your massacre`s mixed up. You took sniper fire while getting off a plane at a Bosnian airport in the 90`s - oh wait, that was Hillary.

He´s one of these people who makes up these peripheral stories for some sort of sick self-aggrandizement. If Biden told me the sky was blue, I´d go get confirmation.

Was there ever any doubt?

To paraphrase (and with apologies to) Fred Astaire, "How can you believe me when you know I´ve been a liar all my life?"!

Biden took pointers from the Hildebeast who she claimed was being fired upon in some 3rd world country. The drive-by media did no investigation and sold the story as true.

In other words Biden is a liar. How shocking.

The "literally — probably" was a pretty good tip off that the story was a lie.

Lying is genetic for ´Rats.

Democrats make stuff up -- all the time -- and the media never question them on it. Conservatives tell the truth and their remarks are twisted, misrepresented, and "fact checked" by the media into "lies." They mock truth tellers and admire congenital liars. How about "...We don´t have a spending problem..." from Agent Zero, our Fabicator-in-Chief? What? No "fact check?"

Joe Biden lies so much he has to get a neighbor to call his dog.

Biteme is just trying to stay in league with his leader zippy. He can´t let zippy get too many lies in front or he loses the nassau bet and has to pay up at the end of the month. But this story was a double bogey as it was way too easy to validate.
Work harder Biteme--you are losing ground.

I had mentioned the night before last when I first read this story here that Biden was Lying.... Again. Appears at least ONE News Media outfit picked up on the very Lie. Using Kids as Political Props appears to be Standard Operating Procedure for this Administration.

these people are sick sick sick

Has the FDA started including hallucinogens in our food?

I´m ready to be done with this imaginary world I seem to be in.

Bidet is obviously the Dr. Who of the scumbama adminstration -- he can be anywhere in space or time he wants to be.

My little local newspaper ran an article about how the schools are trying to teach students that character does count. I thought a few years ago (Clinton era) character didn´t count. Maybe we´re getting a turnaround in this country because people are finally just getting fed up with politicians and the LSM who just lie and cover up and think nothing of it. Maybe we´ve almost hit bottom. We have yet to hear who gave the "stand down" order for Libya.

It amazes me that, in this world of nano second communications technology, GPS, etc, idiots like Biden have yet to figure out that pretty much everything can be validated or refuted. Especially the movements of a US senator.

Another instance of Joe just being Joe!

Just the "blarney."

Who cares? He´s only the VP! Now if a college football player,is lying about his girlfriend, that needs 24/7 needs coverage.

As long as they are within the borders of a particular state, county or city, the democRATS can hear, feel or see your pain.

IF it is true, ever see a Lib tell the truth...if it´s not, a 110% chance of that, Joey should be sent to the rubber room...Oh, Wait, HE lives there!!

An artist in a material most of us step around...

Every night when I lay down to go to sleep, I consider what will happen to me if there is a nuclear attack. Me and my loved ones will be reduced to ash while the likes of Joe Biden, Pilosi, Feinstein and others like them will be rushed to a safe haven to insure the survival of society.

You can´t make this stuff up.

Correction to #25 - "needs" to "news." Sorry. The combination of the iPad´s small screen and its unhelpful word corrections make for interesting errors.

This is nothing more that SOP for Dims. They can stand before a microphone and spout all sorts of data and figures, tell us that most if not all Americans agree with them, etc. and the drive-by media will do absolutely nothing to verify what they are saying. There are, however, some of we conservatives that know they are lying (yes, I use that word deliberately) simply because their mouth is moving.

Before I believe Biden´s story - - I want to see his birth certificate. And his girlfriend´s death certificate!

No, wait - - I´m getting a bit confused by all these compulsive liars.

Ummm - - what´s the topic here?

..Manti T´eo says joe bidet is just the victim of an elaborate and cruel hoax...

Well, he´s a Democrat and a Liberal- they believe reality is what ever they say it is. He says he heard the shots, in his mind, he did hear the shots- he says he did. Like all the agenda driven lies about global baloney warming and also the myth that guns are stalking people, rather than people stalking people. It´s what Liberal do. Want more honesty in our government officials? Quit electing fantasy believing liberals to office.

Only the Washington Times made the effort to fact check.
And they have clearly debunked Biden´s story.
Biden claimed he was playing golf
and his party heard the shots and thought they were coming from hunters.
" Rodney King, the golf pro at Moccasin Run, said Friday he was working at the course on the day of the shooting and never saw Mr. Biden,
who was then a U.S. senator " .
The pro checked the course database and Biden is not in there.
The course is a public one , unlikely for Senators to use.
The more exclusive private golf course is 10 miles away.
There is a shooting range close to the public course where target practice can be heard.
The shooting happened inside the school.
The school was amidst agricultural fields , not woods .
Biden´s age ( 70 ) and history of two craniotomies for ruptured aneurysms is never mentioned by the media.
If a Republican at Biden´s age and with his medical history constantly fabricated events ,
the allegations of possible brain damage and the onset of Alzheimer´s would have been promoted by the media years ago.

What a lying POS. Remember when he got caught using a speech by the old Brit lefty Neil Kinnock? That was 25 years ago. A cheat and a liar is just like the leopard and his spots.

The shots Joe heard were the sounds of empty glasses slamming down on the bar.

Every time he opens his mouth he says something ridiculous or a lie. And you think it is isolated until you hear what the Delaware legislators propose for magazine capacity restrictions. Only a person like Joe and his media pets could come up with the Delaware lunacy of keeping magazines 20 feet from the guns and not taking them out of the house. STUPID

If they checked his Fruit of the Looms afterwards and they were dirty, I would believe him. Otherwise, just another Joe story made up to enhance his position, much like Barry having had imaginary girlfriends when we know he prefers the company of young male athletes.

Biden even poses for Time magazine.
Forget the children, someone get a Time photographer!!

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2013/1101130128_600.jpg

What is it about liberal democrats they have to insinuate themselves into horrific events? What good does it do them? Do they think it makes them look like regular people in our eyes, when we know they are phony to the bone?

Really Joke...?

Nominate # 15 for post of the day. Very funny.

Joe is a brave gutsey guy.