Looney Tunes.

Chortle! Chortle!

Well I guess that works for Mayor Bloomberg.

Since most of their ideas are fairy tales, one should not be surprised that they talk of Hobbits.

If that´s true, man will adapt by getting shorter and shorter each generation. 200 years is what? 10 generations? That´s plenty of time to adapt.

Imagine if this were now? Just think of all the tall people would disappear!

Forgot to add - less fabric for clothing, less leather for shoes (unless we also adapt to Hobbit feet), we wouldn´t have to eat so much.

It will all work out fine.

Hobbit sized people to match Mr. Brown´s Hobbit sized brain.
It would take a minimum of thousands of years for little weed eating hobbits to
evolve/devolve from current human scale. Not two hundred years.

So that´s why the greys are only 4´ tall.

Good news for Howard Dean.

If there is no God, what difference does it make if we go extinct? Who is there to care? I´d say we´ve had a pretty good run, nothing like the dinosaurs, but a pretty good run just the same. Sayonara.

CO2 does have insulation properties, as any physicist can tell you. The big question is How Much? The increase of 120ppm (since 1850), reduces down to 1.2 parts in 10,000.

For those who do not understand small numbers, that is very little. Inconsequential. Negligible. Very tiny. Almost nothing. Etc, etc. Hence, my skepticism.

One other thing. If global warming is going to do us in in 2 centuries, we can head that off by sterilizing all male babies starting today. In only one century, we´ll be outa here and will have accomplished two things: one, no painful extinction through global warming and two, there will be no global warming left for the rest of the species to worry about since WE are the cause of global warming. Everyone wins. Yea!

That´s right, only very small (minded) people with pointy ears and big, furry feet will survive.

Huh. That´s pretty much everyone in Congress, come to think of it. Hmmm.

So...
Climate Change... aka... Man Made Global Warming...

is Hobbit forming.

Who knew... ?

When I was a kid, they scared the bejeezuz out of us by telling us we were all going to starve to death because of the "population explosion."

Then we were going to choke to death from air pollution.

Then it was cancer from the hole in the ozone layer.

Then we were going freze to death in a nuclear winter.

Global warming is just this decade´s version of junk science designed to cow ignorant people and collect large research grants.

My preciuoussssssss! Smeagol likes Hobbits!

funny how these alarmists forget so conveniently about the 1300 - 1600 warming period where most of the glaciers of Greenland where gone. One of the reasons the vikings called it green land. Then in the 1600 guess what the cyclical nature of weather returned and it got cold again, cold enough for the canals of Amsterdam to freeze over so the populace would ice skate on them.
Just as a side note more people die due to cold weather affects than in hot weather.

Gee, kind of makes that new 2013 diet a bit more compelling... s/o

Ever watch that show ´Little People, Big World´. I swear those dwarfs eat more than I do, and I´m 6´4". Check it out. A world full of ´hobbits´ would eat us out of house and home.

With all respectdue, which is none, has no one at this so called scientific network ever studied biology? Ever been forced to sit through the lectures on surface to volume ratio and climate compatibility? Never been exposed to the reason an eskimo (OK Inuit) is short and fat and a Watusi is tall and skinny?

OK here it is in a nutshell. Take both these guys to the Fourth of July parade in a typical Pennsylkvania town.

The short fat guy will die of heat exhaustion due to his bulk not radiating any heat. The 7 foot tall skinny guy will freeze to death because he radiates too much heat from all his skinny limbs.

Another wonderful and beautiful utopian dream derailed by an ugly fact.

And Mr. Brown gets paid for that tripe.

Even if there were real data indicating a warming trend (which there is not), extrapolating that far into the future based on current trends is beyond stupid.

thanks for the heads up.

I just ordered a round door for my home.

Perhaps "they" should castrate all men over 5 feet 2 inches tall so they don´t inadvertently reproduce and pass along those tall genes. /s

Might as well get a head start and start producing shorter people. /s

I heard Hobbits were pretty good with a sword so maybe I should go ahead and order that Samurai set I´ve been looking at.

More Chortling!

Dennis Kuchinich as the archetypal American male of the future. Hmm, maybe that hot wife of his was on to something.

Hey if libs dont care about the debt they are leaving our children wht should they care about this.

I believe Hobbits eat many times a day. Something like three breakfasts alone. So that theory gets thrown out.

Also good news for that little dwidget Robert Reichhhhhhhhhh.

Some day - - we´re all going to look like Robert Reichchchchchchch.

I´m looking forward to that.

“What worries the scientists is that this current warming period will take as little as 200 years, if the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is correct,” Then they have no reason to worry, as the IPCC has been outright lying from the start, and the bureaucrats change the conclusions of their own scientists to fit their political agendas.

Remember the old rule of thumb: If you think you´re crazy, you aren´t. These people don´t think they´re crazy.


Girl´s Hubby

Oh, I don´t know about that. Us larger folks understand that hobbits taste like chicken.

Oh, that´s a good one, #14!

And to #31´s point, if the IPCC´s previous prognostications were right, we won´t be around in the next 20 years, due to ice age or the earth melting or whatever catastrophe du jour.

Does this mean that my great great great great grandchildren will only be two feet tall?

If I have to evolve I´d rather become an Elf.

Me thinks the "joint editor" has had a few too many joints

Truly, what is the insane Left worried about? They hate people. especially Americans, and population control has been a biggie with them for decades.

Eliminating 98% of the population would be a dream come true for this Radical crowd.

Great news for Harry Reid, not so much for Algore!

"Joint" is the operative word.

Climate alarmists get sillier and sillier with every new utterance.