Cancer needs something to attach itself to; ergo Hilary can´t have brain cancer. That said, let´s hope she really doesn´t have it. That´s something you wouldn´t wish on anyone.

In reality, Hillzilla is suffering from an old Klintoon ailment: TestimonybeforeCongress-itis.

If she doesn´t then she needs to drag her big butt before Congress and face the music over the deaths in Benghazi.

As much as we laugh at them, The National Enquirer has an almost scary habit of being right about some things. As much as I dislike her beliefs, I don´t wish something like this on her at all.

I think she´s having plastic surgery and and lipo. Think about it. Makes total sense.

I wouldn´t believe anything Hillary Klintoon tells us about her supposed "collapse". Hillary is a serial liar, a disgrace and a criminal who should be in jail. She has no accountability for her poor performance as SOS. She is a POS. I think she is also a drunk. The thought of her standing next to those flag-draped coffins spouting her lies about Benghazi is enough to make you ill.

Liberalism is a cancer. Do you know any happy, well-adjusted, contented libs?

The more vehemently they deny it the more likely it is the truth.

I hope not.

Well... Maybe instead of botox- she was in detox.

I am leaning towards plastic surgery and a new hair style. She will have the highlighted helmut head ready for ´leadership´ look.

Haven´t seen her lovely face in a while. Maybe she´s been put into the Witness Protection Program.

when she finally gets around to testifying, she will look amazingly ´´well rested´´. May have even lost some weight and gotten her hair styled...

X-rays of Hillary´s head show nothing

This is Clintonian spin to generate sympathy for her. But there IS something going on with her--my brother the doctor has long noted her physical deterioration and rapid aging in four years (look at pictures from 2008 and this year--a huge difference). Also look at her public presence--it´s been highly restricted for months, even before Benghazi. Could be that her handlers at State (dear ol´ Huma Abedin Weiner) know she´s deteriorating from something and are shielding her. And that ´something´ could be a whole host of things, including auto-immune disease (note the moon face, could be steroids), a mini-stroke (TIA) or carotid blockages, heart disease (way underdiagnosed in women), or the oft-discussed dependence on alcohol.

She has Benghazi Flu, a debilitating but intense short term illness that expresses itself with selective memory and a fear of being looked at by 12 Congressmen while surrounded by foam rubber apparatuses, in the presence of electronic television transmitters.

But don´t worry, the cure is a presidential race, and remember: You must never ever mention this to Her Royal Cankles. It would be racist, sexist, and whatever -ist you want to throw in there.

My point is that if she was suffering from a disease that affected her cognition and ability to carry out her duties, Clinton should have resigned immediately for the good of the country. But the Clintons don´t think that way, and that is even worse.

Rumors are that some GOP senators with partial spines are threatening to block Kerry´s confirmation until Hill tells Congress about Benghazi. But once HRC resigns, an interim SoS, possibly her Muslim Brotherhood connected aide, would be named by Obama. There is surely a deal between Obama, HRC & Susan Rice to have Rice take the fall because Rice is actually seeking presidency of Princeton.

As to Hillary´s unlikely testimony, it would require suspension of disbelief:

"Senator, I´ve never campaigned, nor will I, in the Benghazi primary, so I don´t understand why you are asking me about it. I am focused on the needs of the American people and not the presidency of Libya."

They are drying her drunk arse out.

It is unprecedented that one of the top tier Cabinet Secretaries, scheduled for the most high profile Congressional testimony of her career disappears from public view for weeks, without plausible confirmed explanation. Whatever the reason, there’s something seriously wrong. It is not the behavior of a possible future presidential candidate.

I suspect those "pink elephants" she saw may be the cause of the collapse.

# 18, Grambo - the Dems and their media determine what is acceptable behavior, so Hill can do whatever she pleases. To illustrate, a Romney asset was not having skeletons in the proverbial closet. So, Obama, CNN, CNBC and ilk tossed in the skeletons of Seamus the dog and a woman who sadly died of cancer 7 years after her husband was laid off.

Such a reported ´collapse´ should have triggered a fast hustle of her capacious rear to the nearest hospital for dozens of tests to find out the cause. Instead she went nowhere near a health care facility. I don´t buy any of this. She just doesn´t want to testify.

Unfortunately for Hillary, her credibility is low. So we will have to wait and see how this illness--if it even is an illness--plays out.

The list of questions for her keeps growing...now maybe she can also tell us why she again lied when HER department claimed to have ´accepted´ resignations for 4 ´senior´ people in her department...you know, the report said that ´something´ had gone wrong but nobody was responsible...what a government. Says a lot when fools keep re-electing the same crooks. I think she and Obama are competing for the most lies told. They are used to dealing with idiots and just don´t expect any questions...despicable human beings!

This might be a multiple birds with one stone situation.

Detox and rehab, definitely. her organ grinders aren´t even trying to hide this one.

Facelift and botox? Likely. Her sorry, worn-out mug looks like the north end of a southbound platypus, and even if it´s only so she can stand there nodding beside her politically-ascending pupa, the piaps simply must do something about that face. A shower and shave wouldn´t hurt either.

Did she really fall down and crack her knob? Sure, and why not? See above (detox/rehab).

The piaps is undergoing her final full-body overhaul. Whether or not it works out for her remains to be seen, but whatever happens, this will be her last hurrah; her final grasp at a bubba-and-stinky-free spotlight. I hope she fails.

Can anyone say, "Lee Atwater"?

National Enquirer is typically spot on. A serious unlying medical problem makes sense. Her physical appearance has deteriorated along with rapid weight gain. I´m not sure how she could stay under the radar for this long unless something is wrong.

To suppose she is having cosmetic surgery is disingenuous as a cause for her disappearance. There would be no reason to have it now...she can have it when she resigns.

I think #2 is right but there could be other explanations. She could have had a bad hangover which would account for her stomach "virus". She could have passed out and hit her head hard enough to get a concussion. Sometimes concussions cause lots of memory losses, etc. for months. She may never be the same. Wonder why her family is not at her side? For some reason the MSM is not interested. Wonder why? Something is not quite right with this story.

Now that the clone factories have shut down, her batteries are weakening.

Does anyone else ever wonder how absolutely horrible people rise to positions of power in America?

Cutler, Bears quarterback, only missed one game after his concussion. She is getting a much needed face lift--lets move on.

Did Huma abandon ship?

she´s hiding, hiding, hiding. She´s afraid.
We´re waiting for her and she is sooooo guilty. Perhaps she thinks the fathers and mothers, sisters/brothers, friends, neighbors, church associates will forget she took responsibility for the red phone, answered it and did nothing to assist a fellow American in distress. Yep! She´s hiding thinking we´ll forget. I don´t think so.

Probably a stroke. She hasn´t been seen in public and won´t testify before Congress. But just like Senator Byrd and others, she continues to hold office.

This is the problem with being, well, Clintonesque. The inherent willingness on their part to lie and embellish, even when the Clinton´s didn´t have to, leads those without short term memory loss to instinctively view such pronouncements as barnyard couture.

She gets out of the public eye to loose a couple of dress sizes and revamp her appearance, she gets out of the limelight with regard to Benghazi, and she´ll come back ready for her closeup.

The Obamas had her running around so much for the past four years, of course she looks bad.

Failure to testify before Congress shows Her Cowardess`es cowardice and therefore her unqualification to be president.

Anybody check with the Mayo Clinic? JJJr. managed to hang out there, although the Feds managed to ultimately collar him.

Well, if it´s not cancer, then there is still something wrong with Mizzuz Clinton´s brain.

Give her a break, it takes time to backdate and change facts in all the papers she will need before she testifies--if she ever does. Seriously, I do wish her well.

Hillery is just sick of work /s/. With the mess in the State Department (mostly created by the administration, but it was there prior), its no surprise she is not testifying. Obama probably expects her to take the fall, but she´s a Clinton.

On a more serious note, hope she is OK. Have a hard time seeing her run for election. She hasn´t looked well for a while. Hope she has access to good doctors that can diagnose whatever the problem is. Wonder what is wrong with her.

A pity.

She is a cancer.

BTW, does this remind anyone of Jessie Jackson Jr.´s sudden disappearance from public eye?

Back in high school we called it "test day flu." I´m guessing that this is just another strain of the same virus, but it´s name will forever be known as "HTC, or Hillary´s Testimony Concussion."

Where is hillary? She is with the billing records, Vince Fosters briefcase, the FBI files on republicans, and her secret pals.

Of course it´s a facelift , with private recovery and probably a personal trainer/diet. She´s going to run in2016 and probably beat our butts.

PIAPS doesn´t have brain cancer? Boy I was so worried. s/off. I do know wha tthis lying harridan does have. She´s got what others in the Obamanation and the news media have. Benghazi-itis. It is known only to strike leftwingers and the symptoms are a follows:
1. Dizzy spells
2. Memory loss
3. Lying in public
4. Acting like a jerk in public
5. And my personal favorite. Thinking that smarter people believe your lies even if you believe them yourself.
Yes ladies and gentlemen who post on this fabulous forum does this sound like what the old Hillarious One has along with her boss.