I see a disability check in his future

TSA should put him on the no fart list.

I looked and looked at the photo, trying to determine which person was the male employee...then I read the paragraph that said where he stood.

FTA: The manager noted that the worker had said he was lactose intolerant and planned to purchase Gas-X, an over-the-counter remedy. planned to purchase?? What, he doesn´t earn enough as an over-paid unionized public servant?? If it were me, I´d stop to buy it on the way home the first day...if I worked with him, I´d buy a box and leave it on his desk (when I would not get caught)

Maybe this is a plot to use the ADA to create a new disability...then he can claim a "disability retirement" for the next 40 to 55 years. He has seen enough claims to judge the probability of success.

clearly an Americans with disabilities act case here

3 hidden reasons they might want him gone:
1...They discovered he is a Republican
2...The Bosses son is a new grad and needs a job.
3...It is rumored that he belongs to the { gasp } NRA

Charcoal underwear and back on the job, Bob.

Back off the cabbage and beans big guy.

See, the SSA is full of it.

I read the article twice and it just doesn´t pass the smell test.

What is the politics of this flatulence offender? That´s an easy one to answer.
He has to be a Republican because we know that Democrat´s s_ _ t doesn´t stink.

global warming warning

This whole deal stinks! Sorry, I couldn´t help it.

I´m surprised they didn´t call in the EPA on Air Quality, OSHA for Safety in the Workplace, and Homeland Security for weapons of mass destruction.

Everyone needs a hobby.
EFD -Extreme Flatulance Disorder
Certainly this is a worthy disability.

How stupid. If he´s lactose intolerant, stop drinking milk and eating dairy products. He must be retarded if he has this problem and hasn´t bought Gas-X. What´s he waiting for? Good thing they don´t allow smoking in the office!!!

There was a guy where I used to work that was so bad they had to put the fans on in the winter.He could light up 800 sq. ft. without breaking a sweat.

#1, I have seen more than one patient on disability for hiccups. Fact. So, why not?

He cited being lactose intolerant....then why does he continue to use milk products,KNOWING it causes this problem? This is controllable, he knows he is doing it, he knows, what is causing it, and he knows he can control it, he just wants to make a stink about it (pardon the pun).

They should accommodate him in his own office with no fan, and a door that closes and seals. If he has to see clients, there should be a separate room attached to his room, with a window and intercom. The door should have it´s own airlock system.

Time for reverse bubble boy!

LMAMO
FTA:The man was also accused of launching a trio of attacks on September 11.

The reprimand letter does not reveal how the worker’s flatulence was memorialized, nor whether that unfortunate task fell to labor or management.

People in this age range think it is funny. He is doing it on purpose. In the words of Rosanne Conner, "I consider myself a good judge of people, that´s why I don´t like anybody".

I´ve heard your allegations, now lets see your evidence...

Does anyone else find it hilarious that this is being reported by The Smoking Gun?

Good thing they have forbidden smoking.

23 is the winner