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Chris Christie pokes fun
at himself with surprise
cameo on SNL... and he
even managed to sneak in
a Springsteen reference

Daily Mail (UK), by Hugo Gye

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Posted By:JoniTx, 11/18/2012 8:35:40 AM

Chris Christie has a reputation as a politician who is more willing than most to laugh at himself - and he lived up to that image during a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live last night. The governor of New Jersey played himself during the ´Weekend Update´ segment of the iconic sketch comedy show, and drew big laughs with his self-deprecating performance. The witty and good-natured act could boost his national profile and help his ambition for a run at the White House in 2016. Christie, notable for his large stature as much as his tough-talking demeanour,

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: rahmitthru, 11/18/2012 8:40:33 AM     (No. 9021689)

Put an apple in your mouth, you pig. You´re done. (This staunch Repub will be joining Cory Booker´s campaign against fatso next year.)

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Reply 2 - Posted by: Namma, 11/18/2012 8:47:22 AM     (No. 9021696)

must be going to run for President...as a democrat

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Reply 3 - Posted by: flutepilot, 11/18/2012 8:53:39 AM     (No. 9021707)

Springsteen is a saint??? Just who did that alleged saint back very publically the last two Presidential cycles??? Put a fork in you as a Republican - you´re done.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: The Advocate, 11/18/2012 8:56:34 AM     (No. 9021713)

Such a cheap sell out.
Springsteen?
SNL?
President Judas?

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Reply 5 - Posted by: CEP, 11/18/2012 8:58:45 AM     (No. 9021717)

I don´t really care, shouldn´t he be doing something to help the citizens of New Jersey or something?

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Reply 6 - Posted by: angelesgift, 11/18/2012 9:20:30 AM     (No. 9021749)

What an idiot I am. I really thought this guy was cleverly playing Obama. Turns out he´s just a big doofus desperately trying to be with the "in" crowd (America-hating Springsteen a saint???). He´s about as clever as my Aunt Fannie. He needs to go ahead and switch to being a Rat and save what´s left of his credibility.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: DARling, 11/18/2012 9:35:59 AM     (No. 9021784)

He´s running with the cool kids now. Is a visit to The View in store for this week?

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Reply 8 - Posted by: harleynyc, 11/18/2012 9:46:30 AM     (No. 9021802)

I bet bloomberg would pass out cold if he watched christie eat a meal.

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Reply 9 - Posted by: quegley, 11/18/2012 9:47:42 AM     (No. 9021804)

Krusty is dead to me.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: Country Boy, 11/18/2012 9:49:26 AM     (No. 9021811)

If he´s thinking of running for POTUS, he had better get a handle on Dem Election Fraud. Otherwise he is wasting everybody´s time.

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Reply 11 - Posted by: SoCalGal, 11/18/2012 9:51:19 AM     (No. 9021814)

"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile..."

Too cute for words.



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Reply 12 - Posted by: nonsense, 11/18/2012 10:03:46 AM     (No. 9021838)

Springsteen who loves the middle class, but wants to tax the rich, keeps bees so he can claim a farm tax exemption. What a hypocrite!

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Reply 13 - Posted by: VinGoombatz, 11/18/2012 10:04:30 AM     (No. 9021840)

A thin pandering mind. Ironic, I suppose.

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Reply 14 - Posted by: stablemoney, 11/18/2012 10:05:16 AM     (No. 9021843)

The appearance only showed that Christie is amateurish and inexperienced at such work, and that people charged with serious problems maybe such stick to those.

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Reply 15 - Posted by: lylacat, 11/18/2012 10:08:58 AM     (No. 9021850)

Chris Christie has lost all credibility. He might as well switch to being a democrat.

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Reply 16 - Posted by: Teleologicus, 11/18/2012 10:09:01 AM     (No. 9021851)

Christie´s biggest danger to America is his lack of understanding of Islam. Whether it is willful, honest or mendacious is impossible to say. What can be said from his public remarks is that he does not understand Islam and seriously underestimates the danger it poses to American institutions.

The charm this man appears to possess for many people has always escaped me. He seems to me nothing but a loud-mouthed, ill-mannered, publicity hound with a serious case of pathological obesity. That anyone would even consider him for higher office is something I cannot understand.

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Reply 17 - Posted by: Not your typical New Yorker, 11/18/2012 10:24:44 AM     (No. 9021876)

Once you scratch his fiscal conservatism we can all see who he really is....been saying it about him since he hit the scene, now you all know.

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Reply 18 - Posted by: owl, 11/18/2012 10:32:37 AM     (No. 9021885)

It´s pretty damn pathetic we have to suffer this guy only because he managed to get elected in a state that has a red hammer and sicle on its license plates . For the love of Pete , would our conservative states jump ship and bid their like adios .

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Reply 19 - Posted by: ROLFnader, 11/18/2012 10:57:05 AM     (No. 9021927)

My mom always said that if can´t say something nice about someone, don´t say anything. So here goes:

He´s easier to jump over than walk around and he gave us Obama for at least another four years.

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Reply 20 - Posted by: lakerman1, 11/18/2012 10:57:20 AM     (No. 9021928)

Fat Bast*rd´s implicit endorsement of president zero cost Romney the election.

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Reply 21 - Posted by: snakeoil, 11/18/2012 11:10:13 AM     (No. 9021947)

Does anyone think ØDumbø isn´t going to alter the Constitution so he can have a 3rd, 4th, etc. term. The Big Guy had no choice but to play nice with Flap Ears. There was his hurricane. What´d you expect him to do? Tell the First Fool to get lost? If I make it to 2016 I´ll vote for anyone, and I mean anyone, the Pubbies nominate.

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Reply 22 - Posted by: Happy Trails, 11/18/2012 11:17:02 AM     (No. 9021955)

Oink? Squack!

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Reply 23 - Posted by: tomishere, 11/18/2012 11:30:25 AM     (No. 9021996)

I don´t think he gave Obama the election, but he didn´t need to drool all over him. I think he´s dead as a national candidate.

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Reply 24 - Posted by: JAN, 11/18/2012 11:41:15 AM     (No. 9022025)

Christie was elected because he wasn´t Corzine. This time he will not be getting my vote. I called his office and let his aide have it....big time.

He´s the media darling now because he bashed Governor Romney.

Class and dignity slandered by crass and hishonor. Christie is a pig.

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Reply 25 - Posted by: Yo-yo, 11/18/2012 11:52:09 AM     (No. 9022043)

Someone needs to fill the vacuum left by Snarlin´ Arlen Spectacle!

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Reply 26 - Posted by: OBX Pete, 11/18/2012 11:57:06 AM     (No. 9022049)

I´m getting sick of this Christie dude.

He just ain´t ´cute´ anymore !!



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Reply 27 - Posted by: redink, 11/18/2012 12:01:23 PM     (No. 9022054)

Chris Christie started how many GOP pols do...with a strong idea and a backbone. He took on a budgetary nightmare and turned it around, took on the all-powerful teachers unions who make previous govs quake, took on the press and stood up for his ideas. That was once something to admire.
Then high school-itis set in.
It´s been like watching an 80´s movie where the nerd becomes popular before turning into the popular jerk everyone hated.
But this is a real life tragedy...he embraced the man with the triple-six on his forehead.
Bad deal, Christie. Go away now before you make it worse for yourself.

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Reply 28 - Posted by: Ladymar, 11/18/2012 12:45:43 PM     (No. 9022144)

I think all the fat jokes and the wish posted that he´d have a coronary are really beneath this crowd. That´s the kind of nasty pointless attacks we usually see (and decry!) on Daily Kos, etc.

Let´s keep it classy, folks. I´m as disappointed and disgusted as anyone over Christie´s behavior, but for Pete´s sake, let´s not lower ourselves to the level of hateful liberals!

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Reply 29 - Posted by: Ret.TxLeo, 11/18/2012 12:58:09 PM     (No. 9022173)

Nod to #30... disappointed and sadly not surprised at the Gov. true colors.

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Reply 30 - Posted by: smoolie, 11/18/2012 1:14:53 PM     (No. 9022210)

No 23 not say "Get Lost", but he didn´t have to lie about all the wonderful leadership and help. The help is still not there in many places and I see no leadership at all.

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Reply 31 - Posted by: ocjim, 11/18/2012 1:52:24 PM     (No. 9022266)

Like many I was a big Christie fan until I was shaken by his odd keynote speech at the Convention. But his traitorous, over the top wet kisses to visiting Obama --- a few days before the election! --- killed it for me.
Shut up and take care of your poor state, Chris. I´m over you.

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