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Topic: Never mind not being able to see
your feet! Men who can't see their
manhood are heading towards an
early death, warn doctors |
Never mind not being able to see
your feet! Men who can't see their
manhood are heading towards an
early death, warn doctors
Daily Mail [UK], by Sam Webb
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Posted By:garnet, 11/9/2012 7:48:46 PM
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| A health group is urging men to strip off, look down and find out if they can see their p---- to test if they're obese. A men's health awareness website has launched 'The Big Check' to encourage men to take a serious look at their weight by taking a serious look at their manhood. A survey of 1,000 British men and found that a third of men aged between 35 and 60 years are 'unable to see their p---- because of their bellies.
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
kanphil, 11/9/2012 8:07:34 PM (No. 9003886)
Uh-- Would that be in the excited state or the other?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
jetsman, 11/9/2012 8:25:02 PM (No. 9003916)
I see my pee pee but I weep,weep,weepy!
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
fayebeck, 11/9/2012 8:34:39 PM (No. 9003932)
Haven't seen mine in years. I attribute it to old age.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Not your typical New Yorker, 11/9/2012 8:43:50 PM (No. 9003956)
Yeah, U.K. medicine is where I go for all my knowledge.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
michellewsc2, 11/9/2012 8:45:20 PM (No. 9003959)
Goodbye Chris Christie
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
corndoggies, 11/9/2012 8:58:52 PM (No. 9003988)
As long as I can see it, there's not a problem. Mrs. Corndog.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
jeffblair, 11/9/2012 9:07:45 PM (No. 9004003)
Why is the word p---- written with dashes in the intro? Is it a forbidden word?
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
michellewsc2, 11/9/2012 9:14:10 PM (No. 9004016)
All p------ are forbidden LOL
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
noddy, 11/9/2012 9:15:31 PM (No. 9004019)
Penis.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
noddy, 11/9/2012 9:15:56 PM (No. 9004020)
Seems it's not forbidden here.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
happywarrior, 11/9/2012 9:18:56 PM (No. 9004025)
I just recited George Carlin's list and it's not on it!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
doctorfixit, 11/9/2012 9:21:27 PM (No. 9004031)
Oh well, looks like I'm going to die. Pass the pie.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Reilly, 11/9/2012 9:28:17 PM (No. 9004042)
When it's harder it's easier.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
CajunGOP, 11/9/2012 9:34:35 PM (No. 9004059)
Reminds me of a joke 
Two guys standing at the urinal
1st one says -
"Man you're FAT! When's the last time you saw your penis? You should diet!"
2nd one answers -
"Why? What color is it now?!?"
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Blue-Z-Anna, 11/9/2012 9:50:26 PM (No. 9004080)
I don't have time to write the whole joke but the first line ends with penis and then the third line ends with between us.
Hopefully, Gilbert & Sullivan haven't beat me to it.
'Eating is the only sensual pleasure of which Holy Mother the Church approves of....three times a day.'
- - - WFB- - -
Firing Line...
...a long time ago.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
stablemoney, 11/9/2012 9:56:07 PM (No. 9004091)
Can we get any nastier? Go back, wash your mouth out, and see if you can't state your case with more taste.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
bighambone, 11/9/2012 10:16:52 PM (No. 9004118)
The media should ask Chris Christie when was the last time he saw the little bugger?
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
olhokie64, 11/9/2012 10:33:50 PM (No. 9004142)
Well, I hope this doesn´t get me banned, but this thread is just too good too pass up.
I suffer from the dreaded dickdo disease. My belly sticks out more than my dickdo.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Blue hen1, 11/9/2012 10:48:00 PM (No. 9004171)
If you use a mirror does that count?
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
zoidberg, 11/9/2012 11:53:01 PM (No. 9004278)
Defining morbidity down.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
LadyHen, 11/10/2012 12:15:10 AM (No. 9004295)
#14... crying now.. oh my... so funny..
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Kansas Conservative, 11/10/2012 1:47:21 AM (No. 9004365)
Chris Christie went to use the urinal. He decided to try the UK pee-pee test to see if he is indeed overweight. He couldn´t see the little guy down there, so he shouted "Are you down there? Can you hear me?". And he heard Obama´s voice respond back "loud and clear, Governor - but there is a big storm to contend with down here!"
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
jalo1951, 11/10/2012 8:53:31 AM (No. 9004761)
Aren´t men always in an excited state?
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