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The Daily Caller’s guide to getting
drunk on election night

Daily Caller, by Taylor Bigler

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Posted By:Photoonist, 11/6/2012 6:40:46 PM

If you don’t have a Craiglist lover to share election night with by now, we hope you at least have a group of buddies willing to drink large quantities of alcohol with you as you anxiously await who will be declared our great nation’s next president. Stock up at the liquor store — it’s supposed to be a long night. (Snip) Take a sip every time a pundit says “It’s too close to call at this point.” Take a long sip directly proportionate to how long and rambling Al Sharpton’s rant goes on. Finish your drink immediately if Chris Matthews

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WARNING: following these rules could lead to death by alcohol poisoning.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: LudicrousSextus, 11/6/2012 6:50:02 PM     (No. 8993579)

I believe it was Reader's Digest that commented 45 years ago - at a time when alcohol sales were frequently banned on election days...

"We need a sober population in order to elect the people who're going to drive us to drink..."

Ouch!

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Reply 2 - Posted by: Mike PHX, 11/6/2012 7:25:46 PM     (No. 8993716)

I'm already two sheets to the wind...hoisting my third.
I will either not remember this night, or I will remember it along with my several epic bacchannalias. I told Bob Menendez not to bother showing up. Amateurs not invited...

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Reply 3 - Posted by: Rafter, 11/6/2012 7:35:55 PM     (No. 8993754)

I'm sticking with my traditional popcorn drenched in butter and coconut oil.

Also I enjoy ample salt on it.
I have extremely low blood pressure.
I need all the salt plus caffeine pills I can reasonably swallow in a 24 hour period.

Of course it's all accompanied by The Original Sin --
a 32 ounce sugar-laden soda of my own choosing.

And I pay for it all out of my own pocket.
FEMA Who?
Thank GAWD for the GOP and clean-living Mormon Mitt Romney.

"Game Over! Rombley Wins!!"

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Reply 4 - Posted by: provide, 11/6/2012 9:01:12 PM     (No. 8994027)

I thought there was an open bar at McCormick Place for the Bammy celebration.

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