Ah, the Master of Science speaks.

Gosh, I woulda expected that even if Dear Leader(US)'s belt broke and his pants fell to the floor, and he heaved a booger at Lehrer, the media whores would have still called this an amazingly effective performance.

Even listening to Serpent Head Carville bash Obama, well, I figured that his loyalties were with the Clintons so that he had no compunction in saying the emperor wore no clothes.

And I think that Romney did okay, nothing spectacular, but Obama did so, so, so poorly, it looks like a home run.

My guess is Candy Crowley is getting her instructions right now for the next show. "Don't let Obama look bad if youse knows whats good for yas," says Ma Cutter from the campaign.

Any port in a storm.

Yeah Al, he should have debated from the presidential oxygen tent, but Valerie Jarrett forgot to pack it.

Oh well, perhaps for the next debate he can wear shoulder pads and get made up like Ronald Regan like you did and walk around the stage breathing into Romney's face, you big dope.

Rush is gonna have great day today!

What altitude was Romney? (Thanks Scott Wilder)

Now it's Denver's fault

As high up in the clouds as the preezy's head normally is, one mile up should have been a piece of cake.

Altitude doesn't seem to bother Obama for fundraising or teleprompting during his Greek column event in 2008. Lack of air? No. More like lack of ideas, lack of facts, lack of logic, lack of soul.

Obama is a total, 100%, red-diaper fraud.

so is Gore calling Obama an airhead? just askin'....

I thought the Kenyans trained at altitude.

But Al, due to global warming all the seas have risen and Denver isn't that high up anymore, you big fat oaf.

Algore is just plain wrong. Didn't Obama spend three or four days at a posh resort with a fabulous golf course? I saw photos over the weekend. It was a Westin like the one in Scottsdale.

There was no altitude problem...Snarky just coming down off some drugs he'd been using...and actual altitude had nothing to do with it.

Read Hillbuzz.org today.

I make the same excuse for the Steelers, but in my case I think I'm correct.

You can't make this stuff up !!

I am 67yrs old. I live at an altitude of almost 10,000 feet. When I get off the plane from the lowlands it takes me about an hour to adjust.

Intellectually speaking, BHO has been at oxygen-poor altitude since as far back as August 4, 1961.

Mountains are racist.

For Obama, it gets really, really hard to breathe when your record and ideas have that rotten-egg/spoiled-potato aroma at any altitute.

Oh my. That is hilarious. Have the next debate in Vegas. Then Romney can kick Obama's butt at a low altitude.

You would think that less pressure in Obama's air head would be a good thing.

That pack of Newports he huffed on the flight out didn't help either.

It was a debate for crying out loud, it's not like he was there to play the Broncos.

Altitude? Why not blame global warming?

Oh. I thought he said attitude!

There's definatly less pressure in Al Gore's head in Denver than at sea level!

Yo...yo...BaaaaHaaaaaHaaaa!!!!

Let's see. Let's see. What ELSE can we blame on the climate? Ah yes, that annoying little problem in Libya, poor unemployment numbers, and small crowds at Ozippo's campaign rallies. Oh, and how much money people are willing to donate to O this year.

Now what else can I add to the list?

Gore, you're a fool, but keep talking--you're making somebody somewhere look like a genius!

The Oval Office is at or near sea-level Al - so how do you explain Obama's performance over the last 4 years?

Personally, I think that Obama was distracted by reports of ManBearPig sightings in the Denver area.

My own theory is that Empty Chair had been choom partying in Vegas for the past few days, and was just coming down.

What we saw was the mannerisms and coherence of a habitual choomer.

Earlier today I wondered out loud if some broken down leftist would blame Obama's juvelile debate performance on the altitude, and Al Goresh didn't disappoint. I guess this means that the Lightworker (with the light daily workload) and the Linebacker won't be joining the Mile High Club anytime soon. You know Zippy'd be there if he had Reggie, though.

For the most uncompromising and entertaining look at the "debate" go to Kevin DuJan's post-debate commentary at Hillbuzz.org. He thinks that one of the two participants is coming down off hard drugs. Since good Mormons don't do drugs (or alcohol or even caffeine), that kind of narrows it down.

Denver's so high up I wonder how people manage to drive from Kansas to Denver and still navigate I-70? How do thousands of airline passengers fly into Denver and actually find their way to where they're going? I give Gore 1 point for imagination.

AlGore seems to have forgotten that Barack was in Vegas "prepping" for the debate, at anywhere from 2200-2500 feet above sea level. So, his entire increase was around 2500 feet. No way it made a difference despite what the ManBearPig might believe in his scientifically challenged world.

While I don't think altitude is any kind of excuse, I do know that I get terrible altitude sickness whenever I go to Denver, Santa Fe, etc. Romney arrived in Denver three days before the debates while zippy flew in at the last minute. Bad planning on the 0bama team if they didn't take the altitude into consideration.

My, my, but algore is off his game. He could've hit a homerun and explained why global warming was the cause of hussein's dismal night, which in turn would prove AGW existed! And how, you may ask yourself, could this be so?

Simple, due to global warming (the manmade stuff, of course) the water on hussein's brain rose to such a level he couldn't think straight! QED baby!

Gore knows plenty about altitude, having been high on many occasions.

Heck, the 6 feet or so that MANBEARPIG's brain is above ground is too high for it to function properly!


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Al Gore should know, he is an expert with light headiness.

algore has never had to worry about altitude sickness himself as on functioning brain cell has little in the way of oxygen requirements. The only thing that might have affected 0bama's performance wasn't the altitude but was all those choom fumes over the years.

That's Gore's fault for not warning Obama about the hazards of Denver.

Gore's the weather/climate/altitude/melting ice/rising seas go-to guy for the Libs.

On a side note, we only have 3 years and 114 days until Global Warming Armageddon according to Algore's original 10 year doomsday prediction. You have to admit, this guy is extremely credible.

Its Obama's fault for lowering the sea level.

For a democrat it is always someone else at fault or something at fault like NOT ENOUGH AIR!!

Al Gore will next blame global warming...

Not only is Gore still loopy, but I see he still talks to everyone like they're first graders. How did whats-her-name stand him as long as she did?

O and his groupies have spent so many vacations in Aspen (nearly twice Denver's altitude), maybe it was the LOWER altitude that gave him the bends.

Also, I wonder how the majority of his Colorado supporters (who happen to live in Denver) will take to their fair city being blamed for his lousy performance.