Report: Joe Biden Suffers Injury; Heads
to Orthopedist
Breitbart Politics,
by
Joel B. Pollak
Original Article
Posted By: earlybird,
11/29/2020 5:51:26 PM
Former Vice President Joe Biden reportedly suffered an injury Sunday and will be seeing an orthopedist soon. According to a pool report, he twisted his ankle when playing with his dog Major, a German shepherd.(Tweet)During the election, the Biden campaign was at great pains to emphasize his physical fitness, to counter perceptions that he would be too old for the job at 77 years old (78 today). For example, they showed him riding his bicycle — to the delight of the media — even though he rarely left his home in Wilmington, Delaware, to campaign.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
snakeoil 11/29/2020 5:53:20 PM (No. 619501)
Where can we send dog biscuits to the pooch?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
MA Radical 11/29/2020 5:54:33 PM (No. 619502)
And so it begins. First the ankle, maybe an arm and finally the empty head.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
DVC 11/29/2020 5:54:52 PM (No. 619503)
Setting Traitor Joe up for his replacement.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Safari Man 11/29/2020 5:55:21 PM (No. 619504)
Probably a 25th amendment situation, given his feeble condition.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
privateer 11/29/2020 6:01:03 PM (No. 619508)
At first glance, I thought it said they were sending his 'head to ornithologist'. He is a birdbrain.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
CactusStar 11/29/2020 6:11:47 PM (No. 619512)
I know, I saw head and injury and was not surprised.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Yuban 11/29/2020 6:16:06 PM (No. 619515)
So, if he the ankle is broken will they shoot him and make Harris POTUS from day one?
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
udanja99 11/29/2020 6:17:15 PM (No. 619516)
Thank you, Joel, for not referring to him as “president elect”.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
anniebc 11/29/2020 6:22:33 PM (No. 619519)
Yep, it's happening and sooner than most of US thought. They haven't even secured the election yet, but it makes sense to have these little accidents, ahem, happen now so as to not look suspicious to the untrained eye. Uh huh. Can't say I feel any pity for the man, though. Nope, kinda feeling that same sort of animus Jesus expressed concerning the soul damning Pharisees.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Italiano 11/29/2020 6:36:58 PM (No. 619532)
He landed on his ass and they are subjecting him to concussion protocols.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
bad-hair 11/29/2020 6:57:10 PM (No. 619545)
If he by some means makes it to inauguration he will be out of office by March. June absolute latest.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 11/29/2020 7:01:43 PM (No. 619549)
Yep. Playing with the dogs. That's got to be it. Like Harry Reid breaking his ribs at the gym.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Illinois Mom 11/29/2020 7:03:59 PM (No. 619552)
With Joe's age and history of brain aneurysms you have to wonder if it really was a twist of the ankle or a small stroke that caused him to fall. Had the same experience with my Mother-in-law she said she stepped in a pot hole and hit her head, turned out she suffered a stroke and fell next to a pot hole.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
BarryNo 11/29/2020 7:05:13 PM (No. 619554)
Watch it. Any number of things, Sepsis, Bad reaction to anesthesia, Covid-19 (honestly, where do sick people go?), any number of issues can take him off.
Then we have Kamala. I sort of expect this, anyway if they succeed in their fraud. And the younger Democrats have a tendency to be impatient.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
chance_232 11/29/2020 7:28:19 PM (No. 619571)
Last Wednesday I was talking to several co-workers and brought up Gropey Joe's brain aneurysms. Not one person was aware of them. Only half of them were aware of Uncle Sniffy's obvious mental decline.
And everyone present were/are republicans.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
CallMeHank 11/29/2020 7:57:22 PM (No. 619582)
So did Major vote in this election? Absentee or mail-in? This kind of thing is bound to trip Biden up.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
proactus 11/29/2020 8:39:02 PM (No. 619603)
Watch out Joe. You do r live too far from the hospital where they tried to care for Smarty Jones' leg injury
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 11/29/2020 8:49:06 PM (No. 619606)
Joe must have bit down hard on the foot that's always in his mouth.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Gruntmedic 11/29/2020 8:54:04 PM (No. 619608)
He could hardly walk when he came out of Dr's.
I still think he won't make it through the inauguration.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
HPmatt 11/29/2020 8:57:57 PM (No. 619611)
Did he get authorization from his Primary Care Doctor first before seeing a Specialist?
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Tet Vet 68 11/29/2020 9:06:40 PM (No. 619614)
Khama...
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Heraclitus 11/29/2020 9:21:18 PM (No. 619617)
Never mind a little boo-boo courtesy of good dog Major. Where is Biden's mental fitness exam results as well as his physical? And while we're at it here, how about Harris??? Where are her health reports? Male Presidents have to reveal. Now so should Harris.
Back to good dog Major: an article posted here earlier told us that a Pet Psychic says Biden's dogs really like him. I think Major (wondering if perhaps Major and his canine cohort, Champ, might have colluded. Time will tell), I think Major protests the psychic's "reading". And, it's worth considering that maybe Major was thinking, "I'm doing this for your own good, Joe. Better get out while the gettin's good. Here's a little head-butt behind the kneecap, and down you go! Then back to the basement!"
Nothing nefarious here at all. Good dog, Major!
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
hershey 11/29/2020 9:33:24 PM (No. 619621)
Aw, the old wanker fell down the steps to the basement, or Heels Up kicked him out of bed...your choice...
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
red1066 11/29/2020 9:50:16 PM (No. 619638)
The socialists are trying to eliminate Joe even before he gets sworn in.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
dirtyjersey 11/29/2020 9:58:49 PM (No. 619644)
The bone won’t heel correctly, then it will be called bone cancer, then he will step down. He’ll survive, of course. All per the plan.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
pensom2 11/30/2020 1:30:27 AM (No. 619708)
Alzheimer's patients fall down a lot. Or, it may have been a reaction to all the Adderall they've been pumping into him to make him seem lucid for his public appearances and "interviews" with the mainstream media.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 11/30/2020 6:45:59 AM (No. 619763)
Who says he won’t do well on the world stage? The guy’s a robust, dynamic, powerhouse in his physical prime! Probably be the only president in U.S. history to attend the state funeral while the dominatrix Kamala runs the show...
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
jinx 11/30/2020 7:17:28 AM (No. 619770)
How in the world is that old man who suffers from dementia going to meet with world leaders around the world? He can't come out of his basement without getting hurt! Kamala is not up to the job either.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
chillijilli 11/30/2020 7:29:21 AM (No. 619773)
Fake news. Meant to misdirect and create a false image. Funny, isn't it, that they come up with "playing with his dog" as the reason for his injury? It's just about the ONLY reason that wouldn't be interpreted as "uh oh, he's old and fragile." For example, if we were told he injured his ankle by just walking or going up/down the stairs, or getting out of bed, or just standing there---it definitely would sound like he's old and feeble. But...PLAYING WITH HIS DOG???? Whoa! Here's a dude full of vim and vigor, just an average Joe having some light-hearted fun.
The Biden spin doctors may be good at what they do, but we're on to them.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
Old Army Vet 11/30/2020 7:46:22 AM (No. 619782)
He should be going to a neurologist.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
TCloud 11/30/2020 7:54:10 AM (No. 619788)
Ready yourselves for KumAllah!
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Joe fractured his ankle because he tried to kick the dog and kiss his wife...but Joe got the two mixed up.
PS...Does anyone else think Jill looks just like Prince Charles' Camilla especially after we just had beautiful Melania?
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
Laotzu 11/30/2020 8:59:03 AM (No. 619847)
Too stupid to break a hip like a normal oldster.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
Rubinski 11/30/2020 9:10:44 AM (No. 619863)
Tripped over the dog? Sure he did. Better that story than going to a neurologist because he fell after getting dizzy, given his history of brain issues.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 11/30/2020 9:38:57 AM (No. 619888)
That old mentally impaired codger at 78 is not 'physically fit' he could barely shuffle up to stages and podiums during his limited weak campaigning. I want to thank the dog, Major, for dropping the fraud on his behind and injuring the jerk.
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
XCenturion 11/30/2020 4:48:10 PM (No. 620149)
An elderly debate man with dementia! What could possibly go wrong?
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