19 Names The Redskins Could Adopt
Just To Piss Off The Woke Mob
Daily Caller,
by
Scott Morefield
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
7/4/2020 12:47:54 PM
Cancel culture is here to stay, at least for the foreseeable future, which means that the name for Washington D.C.’s NFL franchise – the Washington Redskins – is pretty likely to go. It was only a matter of time, of course. Thanks to years of public pressure that culminated in the woke do-gooders at FedEx, the company that sponsors the stadium, formally requesting a change on Thursday, the organization is set to “undergo a thorough review of the team’s name.”“This process allows the team to take into account not only the proud tradition and history of the franchise but also input from our alumni, the organization, sponsors,
Reply 1 - Posted by:
marbles 7/4/2020 12:49:20 PM (No. 466807)
The Washington Wimps.
19 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
aasilver 7/4/2020 12:53:20 PM (No. 466814)
Washington Scorpions.
9 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Sunhan65 7/4/2020 12:56:44 PM (No. 466818)
The "Washington Warrens"
Their slogan? "We're only 0.1 to 1.6% Indian!"
40 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
Deepthinker 7/4/2020 12:57:16 PM (No. 466819)
I kind of liked the phrase used in the original story:
How about "The Woke Do-gooders"?
15 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
sternben 7/4/2020 12:58:27 PM (No. 466820)
The Washington Foreskins
26 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
govlawyer 7/4/2020 12:58:40 PM (No. 466821)
They'll come up with something appropriate for the times, like naming themselves "The Washington Rainbow Warriors"
22 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
wordsmith82 7/4/2020 1:00:45 PM (No. 466823)
But seriously, for an honest, subtle, familiar-sounding slap in the face, I like the Washington Monuments.
26 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
volksford 7/4/2020 1:03:23 PM (No. 466826)
Washington Foreskins...1234 who are we pulling for? for skins for skins !!
34 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Pathcoin1 7/4/2020 1:03:52 PM (No. 466828)
The Washington Four Skins
12 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
lftrn97 7/4/2020 1:09:38 PM (No. 466836)
The Washington Spuds (Redskin Potatoes)
15 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
LesUNo 7/4/2020 1:10:29 PM (No. 466839)
Washington Founders works for me.
8 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Avikingman 7/4/2020 1:10:56 PM (No. 466840)
Washington Wart Hogs
12 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
Philipsonh 7/4/2020 1:11:15 PM (No. 466842)
How about the Washington Winners - if the win, they are Winners- if they lose-they are still Winners - the headline will be Washington Winners lose by 6 - that will upset the odds makers.
12 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
lftrn97 7/4/2020 1:13:00 PM (No. 466845)
Serious--The Washington Freedom
5 people like this.
I fail to understand how a name like "redskins" can be thought of as disrespectful of a feared opponent as the American Indians were considered during the early years of our nation. Some teams have names of dangerous animals because its members hope the name will convey the same consideration. Are we to also change the names of some of our towns, cities, states, lakes, rivers, etc. because they were also names used by Native Americans?
11 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
DVC 7/4/2020 1:34:17 PM (No. 466873)
How about Pinkskins?
15 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
Hard Nard 7/4/2020 1:37:37 PM (No. 466882)
I'm surprised nobody has suggested "Washington Snowflakes".
18 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
F16 guy 7/4/2020 1:41:04 PM (No. 466891)
Please do not give in to these illiterates who know nothing about history, and probably couldn't tell you what the Bill of Rights are.
Hold firm.
15 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
Sandbar 7/4/2020 1:46:02 PM (No. 466895)
Washington Crooks
15 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
coldborezero 7/4/2020 1:46:14 PM (No. 466896)
Keep REDSKINS and tell the commies to go to hell.
22 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
pros7767 7/4/2020 1:47:01 PM (No. 466897)
#18 beat me to it!
6 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
NorthernDog 7/4/2020 1:50:05 PM (No. 466904)
Let's remember the names Washington and District of Columbia are also on the choppy block. How about Bolshevikland Banditos?
8 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 7/4/2020 1:52:57 PM (No. 466907)
Washington Troopers after the balck calvary soldiers that wiped out the Indeians in the West.
9 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
GO3 7/4/2020 1:54:30 PM (No. 466908)
Truth in advertising: The Landover Swamp
8 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
gop_guys 7/4/2020 1:58:41 PM (No. 466915)
Read what Orwell said, “ we’ve been tricked into thinking we’re a Democracy. America is really a corporate oligarchy! We see it every day with corporations; The Alphabet news media, Nike, now FedEx. I’ll never buy Nike again. I don’t watch ABC, NBC, or CBS. I may Have drop my FedEx account. I fight with my checkbook!
11 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
gop_guys 7/4/2020 2:02:30 PM (No. 466920)
9 of 10 native Indians are not offended by the term Redskins! Just woke whites I guess...
11 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
doctorfixit 7/4/2020 2:04:27 PM (No. 466923)
Washington Cesspool Surfers.
7 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
sehall 7/4/2020 2:08:11 PM (No. 466926)
The Washington Weenies!
9 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
Highvoltage 7/4/2020 2:13:01 PM (No. 466938)
I am now convinced the NFL is mad up of little party girls who try unsuccessfully to masquerade as entertainers. There is no one in the league or management I would label as a man. Men act like men, they don't.
10 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
ScottC 7/4/2020 2:29:47 PM (No. 466951)
The Washington Thinskins is the perfect name to represent that crybaby cesspool
24 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
Moritz55 7/4/2020 2:44:38 PM (No. 466958)
Someone on this site recommended just shortening the name to “Reds.” That fits the majority of the population of D. C.
11 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
EJKrausJr 7/4/2020 2:56:26 PM (No. 466967)
I like either the Washington Deep Staters or the Washington Reds. The Deep Staters logo would display a Garrison image of the Swamp Drain clogged by RINOs. The Washington Reds logo would display a Red Flag emblazoned with a yellow Hammer and Sickle.
6 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
Urgent Fury 7/4/2020 3:04:21 PM (No. 466975)
Washington Custer Killers
Washington Scalpers
Washington Settler Massacres
Washington Women and Children Kidnappers
Washington Tie Enemies to Anthills and Pour Honey on Themers
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 7/4/2020 3:05:26 PM (No. 466977)
AC-DC ....... or is somebody already using that?
4 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
foxfire 7/4/2020 3:09:36 PM (No. 466980)
Lizards
5 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
Nakota 7/4/2020 3:16:00 PM (No. 466991)
Gotta be called the Washington Swamp Rats!
7 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
davew 7/4/2020 3:17:28 PM (No. 466993)
Follow Prince's example. "The Team Formerly Known as the Washington Redskins".
13 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
jhpeters2 7/4/2020 4:10:20 PM (No. 467019)
Washington Unwatchables, Washington Swamperz, Washington Lobbyists
7 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
RedGrains 7/4/2020 4:10:53 PM (No. 467021)
The K Street Hoars
6 people like this.
Reply 40 - Posted by:
hotcorner 7/4/2020 4:12:16 PM (No. 467023)
Changing the name will only make the American Indian less visible - as will demanding name changes for the Black Hawks, Braves, etc.
7 people like this.
Reply 41 - Posted by:
zoidberg 7/4/2020 4:29:52 PM (No. 467041)
Washington Whiteskins.
5 people like this.
Reply 42 - Posted by:
TexaTucky 7/4/2020 4:42:52 PM (No. 467056)
Washington P*****s . . . with the corresponding jersey change to pink taffeta and pink hat for a helmet.
8 people like this.
Washington bastids
In fact, ALL nfl teams should change their names to “bastids”...
Only because...73% of them ARE bastids!
5 people like this.
Reply 44 - Posted by:
wangbuster 7/4/2020 5:44:05 PM (No. 467131)
Since the NFL is about to hero worship Colin Kaepernick, Snyder should have his team named the Washington Kaepers. Just think of all the approval and adoration by 90% of players, sponsors, MSM, BLM and commies. He might even get 50% attendance in games. Washington Kaepers. Has a ring to it.
3 people like this.
Reply 45 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 7/4/2020 5:45:12 PM (No. 467132)
The Fightin' Whities
The Football Team Formerly Known As Redskins (... thanks Prince)
The Washington Reparations
The Washington Rappers
Eleven Expendables On A Field
The Washington Wokeskins
The Washington Bandits
The Washington Liberals
The DC Cabal
The Washington Pantywaists
The Washington Tyrants
The Washington Communists
The Washington Despots
4 people like this.
Reply 46 - Posted by:
chefrandy 7/4/2020 5:46:53 PM (No. 467135)
Washington Imposters
Washington Impeachers
Washington Wanna Bees
Washington Richard Spuds (Dictators)
3 people like this.
Reply 47 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 7/4/2020 5:59:07 PM (No. 467153)
They could call themselves the Washington Wasps.
2 people like this.
Reply 48 - Posted by:
padiva 7/4/2020 6:14:09 PM (No. 467179)
Potomac Princes
Potomac Princesses
Potomac Chameleons
Potomac Pimps
Potomac Paraders
3 people like this.
Reply 49 - Posted by:
ladydawgfan 7/4/2020 6:56:06 PM (No. 467219)
Washington Green Skins - they can put Kermit the Frog on their helmets.
Washington Lobbyists - they pay you to attend games.
Washington Gridlock - both offense and defense are on the field at the same time and argue over possession of the football.
4 people like this.
Reply 50 - Posted by:
JimJr 7/4/2020 6:56:57 PM (No. 467220)
Washington Wankers
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Reply 51 - Posted by:
udanja99 7/4/2020 7:25:05 PM (No. 467234)
#6, Charleston, SC has a class A baseball team called the Riverdogs. The team used to be called the Rainbows because there is a famous neighborhood here where each townhouse is painted a different pastel color and it’s known as Rainbow Row. Guess why the name was changed?
5 people like this.
The Washington Ke-mo sah-bee's
4 people like this.
Reply 53 - Posted by:
droopydog 7/4/2020 9:22:07 PM (No. 467306)
The Washington No-Fat-Chicks.
2 people like this.
Reply 54 - Posted by:
FLCracker 7/4/2020 10:42:52 PM (No. 467343)
Washington Zulus.
0 people like this.
Reply 55 - Posted by:
kono 7/5/2020 9:41:25 AM (No. 467646)
Let's not whitewash the whole thing just to pretend our country didn't conquer the Indians in our fulfillment of 'manifest destiny'. Every country has come about via conquest -- whether wholesale or incremental. If you want to unravel that in some misguided pursuit of justice, then nobody on this world right now has a home, except the Indians. But even in THEIR history, tribal conflicts caused territories to be gained and lost, too (and the taking of slaves, omg). So even they would have to be cancelled and go somewhere else.
I know, let all who can't live with the thought that somebody was deprived of their land just commit suicide, instead of trying to get the whole world to kill itself.
1 person likes this.
Reply 56 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 7/5/2020 11:21:30 AM (No. 467764)
The Washington Leeches
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